• Member Since 10th Feb, 2012
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neutralmilk


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  • 374 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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  • 515 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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    6 comments · 600 views
  • 539 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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  • 540 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

    10 comments · 534 views
  • 541 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

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Sep
8th
2013

The Comeback · 6:12pm Sep 8th, 2013

Hi all, and might I say it's a pleasure to post here again.

It's been months and months since I've even remotely worked properly on a story that wasn't something forced for classes adn whatnot but now I'm happy to say that I'm coming back. I've already finished two of my abandoned stories with hopes that they'll be edited and posted within a short period of time. Trotting Dead will continue. Tugging At Her Heartstrings' sequel has been plotted out and I'm slowly working on the first chapter (and the bridging chapter from the first and second). Bill Cosby? Oh you best get ready. Even thinking about it makes me crack up.

I want to apologize for my prolonged absence from writing. There's been a lot going on in my life lately that made me take inventory on everything. This year I'll be busy and I'm still recuperating from everything so please be patient. I'll be writing nearly everyday and there will be many new stories and many continuations for you all to enjoy. I'm aware I've lost my status as a popular writer and quite a lot of my watchers and that's alright. Sometimes you have to start from the bottom to get to new heights. And I intend on getting back up there.

To all of you who patiently waited for this moment, thanks. Feel free to send me messages and whatnot. I wouldn't mind talking to you guys again.

See you all very soon.
Cheers,
neutralmilk

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Comments ( 6 )

Just to make you feel special, ever since I joined this site. You're the 1st person I followed. Just thought I'd throw that out there and I thank you for it too because if it wasn't for your walking dead story. I'd be nowhere.

Neutral, my love. :heart:
I missed you. :fluttercry:

1336581 I consider that an honor, good sir! And what do you mean nowhere :derpytongue2:
1336583 I KNOW! ITS BEEN TOO LONG!!!! :moustache:
1336584 Thank you kind sir :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:
1337757 Bwahaha I loved it :rainbowlaugh:

1341888 You were the one who inspired me to write fan fiction! If I haven't read your walking dead I would have never wrote my zombie comedy.

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