A horror story

*BEEP BEEP BEEP* the microwave sang it's tunes to me as i opened it's doors and got my food. i had just gotten a plate out to deal with this food and was unloading the food onto the plate when i heard it

*bzzzzzzzz* But this was no ordinary "buzz." This was a buzz that would stay with me for the rest of my life. i turned my head to where the sound was coming from, the kitchen window and i hear it again. this buzz was louder than any normal fly buzz, much, much louder. i keep looking and see a rather large black shadow, i study it for a little longer and it flies onto a jar in the window. it had yellow stripes. it was a damn huge wasp. i quickly grabbed my food and bolted up to my room* as fast as possible and closed the door. I was safe from the menace ravaging my kitchen, i sat down at my computer screen to log on, after about 5 minutes of use on said computer i realised my glasses were missing. "Oh they'll be in here somewhere" I proceeded to look around my room to no avail. suddenly realising where they were... In the kitchen with the yellow menace*. I sat there in shock and thought to myself... "Fuck that shit" and now i am writing this

If you find this, send help... please, you're my only hope

*1: I have a phobia of wasps and bees and the like

*2: Actually i think they're in the bathroom...