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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 357 views
  • 199 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 353 views
  • 248 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 384 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 477 views
  • 304 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 406 views
Sep
2nd
2013

Brock's Frying Pan · 4:32am Sep 2nd, 2013

[12:21:30 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: Brock can use his frying pan as a drying pan
And when he's sad he uses it as a crying pan
And when he's bad he uses it as a lying pan
[12:22:19 AM] Dancershy: when he's making soap, it's a lyeing pan
[12:22:30 AM] Iggs: what about when he's on a date? Would it be a Wing Pan?
[12:22:39 AM] Dancershy: noo
[12:22:41 AM] Dancershy: booooooooooooo
[12:22:46 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: No Iggy
[12:22:50 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: Dancer's was good
[12:22:52 AM] Iggs: Iggs throws a greasy frying pan at Dancer
[12:22:53 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: But you make me sad
[12:23:00 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: I need to use the crying pan now
[12:23:07 AM] Magic Odd Effect: when he's got lots of initiative, it's a trying pan
[12:23:17 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: See? Moe has it
[12:23:20 AM] Dancershy: when he needs new clothes, it's a buying pan.
[12:23:37 AM] Magic Odd Effect: when he's gone to a funeral, it's a dying pan
[12:23:48 AM] Lord Sunder: when he needs to open a door, it's a prying pan
[12:24:02 AM] Dancershy: when he's suspicious, it's a spying pan
[12:24:28 AM] Iggs: And in an alternate universe it's Panman
[12:24:36 AM] Dancershy: booooooooooooooooooo
[12:24:39 AM] Dancershy: get off the stage
[12:25:02 AM] Dancershy: when he tosses it at iggy, it's a flying pan
[12:25:35 AM] Iggs: Oh screw you with a ten-foot pole
[12:25:51 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: Hey Iggy
[12:25:52 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech:
○ ____
    ∥    |
    ∥ ur gay |
    ∥    |
    ∥ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ∧_∧
 (`・ω・∥
 丶 つ0
  しーJ..
[12:25:57 AM] Lord Sunder: When he needs to be quadratical, it's a π ing pan
[12:26:02 AM] Magic Odd Effect: when he's doing laundry, it's a drying pan
[12:26:14 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: But it's a drying pan when it's raining Moe
[12:26:34 AM] Dancershy: when leech talks, it's a sighing pan
[12:26:43 AM] Six Million Dollar Leech: ♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡
[12:27:12 AM] Dancershy: when he visits a psychic, it's a scrying pan

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go ahead add your own WHY NOT

Pictured: Buying Pan

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Comments ( 8 )

I could already tell from the name of the blog post that it was going to be good. Sadly, I don't have any of my own.

When he's philosophical, is it a whying pan?

I G G Y I S G A Y

thumbs up if u can see the hidden message

When he’s feeling bashful it’s a shying pan?

I… I’ll go now

When he's doing science it's a Bill Nye-ing pan.

When he's keeping pigs, it's a stying pan.

It's totally different when he's keeping birds, though.

When he wants to get Team Rocket out of his face, he uses his frying pan as a complying pan.

When he plays Minecraft, it's a mining pan.

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