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Balthasar999


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  • 461 weeks
    Episode One-Hmmm-dred

    I'm divided. I liked it, but not as much as I'd like to like it, or maybe it's a matter of how critically respectable it might be to like it. The sincerity of the ending graciously offset a lot of the wink-wink-nudge-nudge stuff, which is lucky because MLP is pretty much the only show from which I tolerate that kind of guilelessness. But because it is MLP, namely its own specific

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  • 502 weeks
    Vulnerability

    I just published a real bizarre Optimalverse one-shot I feel a tad self-conscious about showing the world. Maybe it's crazy, maybe it's pretentious, or maybe it's crazy-pretentious, but I'd started putting too much thought into it for it to ever not see the light of day. Read it and draw your own conclusions:

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  • 525 weeks
    More.

    Wrote about 1,500 words today on P-Theory. Some of you have been asking, but it ain't dead! I'm getting really on top of work this month, so I should have a lot more time and creative energy to use on writing.

    But I did also work on an illustration:

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  • 538 weeks
    Merry Xmen. I mean mas.

    This goes out to all y'all people out there in FiMFictionLand... Hope you had a happy one.
    You know, I used to think it was a religious holiday until I saw all these Facebook posts about how apparently people have been celebrating winter holidays for a long, long time! Who knew? Kudos to them for blowing the lid off this whole Christmas thing!

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  • 544 weeks
    Smooth Stylin

    Just got back from doing a stand up set (kiiiiilled iiiiiiit - So many free drinks) and am booked for another one tomorrow, at a comic shop of all places (I'll make sure to check if they have The Pony). But I also just finished a big commission last night, and should have another one done by this weekend, so there should be plenty of time for me to write.

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Aug
29th
2013

Making Good Time · 11:33pm Aug 29th, 2013

I have to go do stuff tonight, but I've been writing a lot and thought I'd share a little hint of the next chapter (Interlude Two, where we see the Equestria side of things), since I don't know how busy I'll be in the next couple days:

Wanting to prime her courtiers with the exceptional nature of the situation, Celestia decided to forgo the traditional circular meeting table and instead called forth five planes of concentrated force to flash through the marble floor, liberating a long rectangular slab which she then raised and bound firmly to the very space of the room, leaving it to hover, ominously inert, at a seated pony’s chest level.
No fussily dressed maids entered with trays of confectionary or sumptuous, palatial cushions. Instead, Luna, reading her sister’s intentions, conjured a mat of black, utilitarian padding trimmed in silver, to bridge the pit left by the floating table, and two rows of similarly spartan black and silver drinking bowls, filled with clear water.

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They exchanged a polite nod with a circle of ponies and one diamond dog sharing a hookah made from an old municipal censer, then turned another corner to arrive at the surprisingly plain and unadorned entrance to the most ancient part of the tunnels. Upper Reaches had expected a sign, or a curtain, or at least some kind of frame around the threshold, but it was simply a rough circular shaft sunk into the face of the rock, sloping gently downward and swallowing the light as if it were stuffed with ink-stained cotton.

It's been a while, so here's Interlude One in case you missed it.

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Yeah, nothing says "serious business" like slicing off a piece of the floor and exempting it from gravity just to use it a conference table. Yikes...

They exchanged a polite nod with a circle of ponies and one diamond dog sharing a hookah made from an old municipal censer, then turned another corner to arrive at the surprisingly plain and unadorned entrance to the most ancient part of the tunnels.

Are they going to visit some kind of underground gathering place of Canterlot potheads?

"Okay guys, who mailed this letter? Really, the old 'send random junk to Celestia' prank? First, the ads for horn enlargement pills and now this..." :trollestia:

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It's especially cool if you imagine the sound effects.

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Hahaha I didn't even think of that. It was mainly coming out of how, since horses have such sensitive noses, Equestrian cities would probably be full of all sorts of things to control or mask odors. There's a bit early on about rations of incense.

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