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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety; I also have a Let's Play channel. :twilightsmile:

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Q&A Round Seven - The Answers! · 7:35pm Aug 26th, 2013

After minor technical difficulties a fuck-up of epic proportions ruined the video I made, I now present the answers to my latest Q&A in the tried and tested text format.

fugly duckling

do you have any pets?

Just the one: a goldfish. :twilightsmile:


If Knighty made you admin what would you do?

I would ban a few people (especially you, Vetnern) for a start. Maybe delete a few stories. But other than that, not much would change.

Also, the day knighty makes me an admin is the day the universe implodes.

Will you marry me? (KIDDING JUST FOR THE LOLS!)

Oh good... because I wouldn't have anyway. :trollestia:

Do you like making dark/grimdark stories?

I tend to avoid these genres, as I'm not really a big fan of them. I've only written one story which has the Dark tag... and it isn't even that dark.

Would you kiss a taco?

Maybe... if I was drunk enough.

Favorite kind of food.

Macaroni. I fuckin' love that stuff.

The Accursed One (AKA MOAKStryker AKA Stryker)

What do you imagine your life would be like without your favorite television show(s)?

Successful. If it wasn't for TV I would have paid more attention in school, and maybe made something of myself. But that also means I would never have realised my love for Friendship is Magic, meaning I wouldn't have started writing, meaning I wouldn't be sitting here typing this.

Me? Not becoming a writer?

So, I heard you like ponies. IS THAT TRUE?!?!


Pie, cake, cookies, or ice cream? Or all four? Because everyone loves dessert!

All four!

Is this your lucky Q&A due to it being the seventh?

*Geo thinks back to the monumental fail this Q&A suffered from.*


And may I ask whether or not you are eagerly awaiting season 4?

I am, since Part Eight of the Geoverse will be set during said season.

And a sixth question, because this is IMPORTANT, how good was I at being serious?

I said five questions, dang it... but I'll let you off with it.

These certainly made a change from the usual questions you ask, so you get 6/10 for seriousness.


I heard you now like Marmite crisps even though you hate Marmite. How does that work?

Marmite crisps taste like roast beef. Marmite out of a jar just tastes... vile.

How much do you hate me for the massive delay in GTC?

Not at all. I understand how real life can affect one's ability to write, given how long it took to produce a single chapter of A Season Of Terror. That's why I wrote that guest chapter for you — to tide people over. And looking at the comments tells me your readers are quite happy (well, most of them are).

If you could interview anyone, living or dead, but not a celebrity, who would it be and why?

It would have to be William Magner, the genius who invented my second favourite drink after Irn Bru:

Just so I could tell him how much I love his work.







August 26th 2013 at 8:15pm


Somewhere in Scotland.


Why not?


Would you play CoD for the zombies?

I like killing zombies, so yeah. I probably would.

Bacon or Ham?


Is it weird having three pony dreams in a row?

Not at all. In fact, it's weird not having three pony dreams in a row.

Would you suspect their would be a season 5, and if so, would you be 100% stoked to see it?

It all depends on how Season 4 ends. If it ends on a postive note, I'll be like this:


But if Season 4 ends badly, I'll be like this:


If you chose bacon, would you like it in peanut butter ice cream?

Oh, God, no! :pinkiesick:


When did you first realize that you liked ponies?

Like most people, I got into the show through a couple of my friends. I took the piss out of them for liking it, but they simply told me not to knock it until I'd tried it. So I sat down and watched the first two episodes on YouTube. Soon enough I was half way through Season 2, and had already decided that Twilight Sparkle was my favourite pony.

Who/What is your favorite musician/song?
Favorite genre of music?

I can answer these both at once. Eminem is my favourite musician, since rap is my favourite genre of music.

Who are your favorite writers on the site?

Anonymous Pegasus, Drefsab, TwilightsmyMare and Blazewing are the ones who spring to mind.

What got you into writing?

> Browsing /mlp/ on 4chan
> See an Anonymous in Equestria (AiE) thread
> Look through it
> Like what I see
> Decide to have a go
> 'To Friend Is Human' is created
> Discover Fimfiction
> Convert to proper prose

And the rest is history.


Is the Raindrops entry you're writing for me going to be a one-shot, or is it going to be part of the Geoverse, particularly A Season of Terror?

Raindrops will most likely appear in a one-shot, but if I can find a way to work her into A Season Of Terror, then I will.

Are you planning on basing her character on any particular interpretation (e.g., the Lunaverse)?

I'm not familiar with the Lunaverse, so I'll probably end up guessing her personality.

Other than first-person shooters, do you have any favorite game genres?

I like RTS games such as Command and Conquer, and MMOs like World of Warcraft.

Which of the Mane 6 do you feel is the hardest to write for? Which is the easiest?

Pinkie Pie is hardest to write for, as I don't share her bubbly happy-go-lucky attitude. Twilight Sparkle is the easiest, because she's liek totally mai waifu.

Will the Three Fillies of the Apocalypse ever get their cutie marks?

I'm not sure about what will happen to the Harbingers of Doom Cutie Mark Crusaders regarding this, as nothing is set in stone.

I would ask if there will ever be a Geoverse story that doesn't end with Twi and Geo doing the horizontal mambo*, but I think we both know the answer to that.

* Not that I'd wish for sex-free Geoverse stories. That's part of the series' charm.

I'll try my best to end A Season Of Terror on a sex-free note... but I ain't promising anything. :twilightsmile:

And that's all there was. Thanks to everyone who sent in questions, and apologies once again for the technical hiccups (or, as I like to call it, Bastard Cunting Windows Shitting Movie Maker From Piss-Drinking Hell).

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