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6th
2012
Dashie222
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Aw, I wasn't even serious...
60735
Too bad. Besides my standards are too picky; there's almost no chance anyone will get in
Interesting... just how "less important" are we talking?
60808
Very, very less important.
60813
Hmmm... that sounds right up my alley!
Is there an official application or do I just have to say I'm interested?
60843
You just say what you're good at and why you're applying.
What's the job?
60854
That's undisclosed information that you will only know if accepted.
60856
All right...I'm game.
I apply to be a lacky.
60874
I need to see your application papers.
60876
I can proofread, I have a vast lexicon.
I also have a broad knowledge of history,economics and philosophy.
60895
You fail. You are not accepted as our lacky.
60845
Okay. Let's see...
I'm great at math and overthinking what I type online. I'm also good at performing repetitive tasks for others and learning new things. And I can always provide moral support if you're feeling down from all your responsibilities.
I'm applying because I've always wanted to be the promoted fan of a superhero team that gets stuck with all the unimportant work. This sounds like the perfect job for me.
60899
You fail. You are not accepted as our lacky.
60897
that last picture post was a joke.
you sure you don't need an info source with writing and proofreading skills?
60902
No, you just fail.
60900
Well, I wasn't really expecting to get in. Just thought I might try.
60904
so you want people to state credentials for a job you won't disclose? How will people know that they're right for the job other than when they pass or fail? How will they know which talents to put forward?
The way I see it, you could just scroll through your followers and pick any random person. You'd save time that way.
60929
60931
i.imgur.com/8PDiX.jpg
60942
60917
Hm. I can't hire you as a team lacky without AA's permission, but you can be my lacky if you like.
I need one, to help me prevent Dashie from traitoring.
65657
Really? I'm still not sure what a lacky's supposed to do, but sure!
66033
No. You are not allowed to be his lacky.
66036
That's nice, but who's going to stop me?
(Or Professor Piggy. I guess it's not really my decision)
66072
Why, that's easy! A lacky is supposed to do whatever I say, whenever I say it, with no questions. Whilst you're free to grumble and complain about how poorly you're treated - i'll hear, but won't mind - and how you could do a better job running the place than me your schemes must, in fact, be hopelessly ineffectual to the point I can foil them in under a minute with no effort. This will make people wonder why I hired you, and not take you seriously.
When we have them all convinced you stop pretending to be hopeless and you and I take down Dashie while IS TAFFY dis....
I mean, you prove yourself and become a full member of the team.
Also I can't pay you.
66208
You know, It's ridiculous how perfect that job sounds for me. I certainly am good at following orders while complaining about my work and how much better I could do if I was in charge. In fact, that's how I make it through my current job! (Also my "job" doesn't pay either)
And don't worry. I can totally do "ineffectual". (hehe...)
66208>>66276
No.
Professor, you a clearly evil.
uncertainObserver, you aren't allowed to be his lacky.
66276>>66345
So, just sign here and we'll get you a uniform. Maybe something black to go with your head band.
I'm not evil, Dashie. You're evil. Can't blame me for building an army to protect against your inevitable traitoring. Traitor.
And stop ordering my lackys around! Get your own.
66352
Professor, read this.
60942
I don't care if you're under qualified, you're my personal lacky now. Just so I can keep the Professor at bay.
66358
No reading now. I'm being preread and i'm terribly nervous. I'll take a look later, assuming it's not a story like the one IS TAFFY linked.
66364
I would have labled it NSFW if it were a "Taffy link."
But it is awesome. It has Braeburn, who is awesome.
66374
I dislike Braeburn. I don't know why. Still, i'll check it out.
66384
RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How Could You DISLIKE BRAEBURN!!!!!!
He doesn't have a single bad quality! He is quite literaly perfect.
66358
66398
Same way you can hate cake?
66405
Oh and I like your new profile pic.
66409
Thanks! A pimp is always moving up!
66407
But that's not the same.
Everyone's Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid is different so you might not have the tastebuds for cake yummyness.
But Braeburn is just so perfect.
66414
Well I don't quite like your job choice but you should make a good lacky.
66414
I'll pay you double what he is and help you get your qualifications if you sign with me instead. Also we have dental.
66433
Back off Professor!
66435
Sure. Just as soon as I finish stealing your lacky.
66414
Also, in my organisation you can wear your pimp hat at all times. And i'll modify your pimp cane to be a sword.
66414
Don't take his deal. He uses secret methods to make it so you end up paying him for working for him.
66448
Untrue. I simply don't pay. Except in this case i'm offering double what you are, Dashie. That's two times as much nothing!
66455
Oh I see; you got ripped off with that deal by AbsoluteAnonymous and so you want to vent on my lacky.
66461
I didn't get ripped off. What are you talking about?
66466
You are so stupid.
66490
Uhuh. That's why i'm a professor and you're not.
Jealous, Dashie?
66501
Why would I be jealous?