• Member Since 18th Aug, 2011
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Rex Ivan

Fun with rusty metal.

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  • 2 weeks
    New Generation, AKA how to get old fans invested in new works

    Been a while, I know, but I want to talk about the "MLP A New Generation" movie. I saw it on Netflix, and I liked it.

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  • 341 weeks
    It was always there.

    The FIM season five premier highlights the destructive and manipulative nature of communism when actually put into practice. Everyone who watched those two episodes can see that. It's obvious. What isn't so obvious is that the show has been doing that for quite some time. Will you believe me now when I say that the King Sombra episodes were about a tyrannical dictatorship. Yes, I'm banging

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  • 368 weeks
    And then I donated to A.L.S. research

    Demon of Decay decided to tag me with the ALS donation challenge. It was supposed to be 'within twenty-four hours', but he will have to settle for 'within twenty-four hours after first realizing I had been challenged'.

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  • 437 weeks
    In Defense of King Sombra

    This is where I try to defend the character King Sombra against all the people who say he was a useless waste of a villain. Also, the only time I will mention the name “Sauron” will be in this sentence. I understand how some people can compare the two, but it's kind of a cop-out to have your entire case based on a character from a different work, so I won't even go there.

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  • 464 weeks
    The 'Write for Yourself' Lie

    Rant mode engaged.

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Crappy jokes. · 11:03pm Apr 2nd, 2012

Yes, it's true, just as everyone already knew (all four of you who read my blog page). I didn't hurt or cripple anyone yesterday, and I'm not going to be spending time in prison. That post was my online April Fool's Day joke. Ta-dah!

*cricket sounds*

... what? I thought it was kinda cool to do it like that: a prank inside a prank (even if it was fairly transparent). I wasn't expecting anyone to think it funny while it was going on, but I hope it gets a few chuckles after the fact, and perhaps an "Oh you!". I also hope that all your own pranks were sufficiently amusing to everyone involved, if you did partake in any yesterday.

See you later everypony, and try keep things fun. :)

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...You failed especially since after midnight this wasn't put up

You know, I almost took the bait on your prank too. But then I stopped and thought, "You know, this guy has just that kind of sense of humor..." So I figured I'd wait a day. And what do you know. :applejackunsure:

Which is to say: "Oh, you!" :trollestia:


Time zones, my friend. The joke post was put up at 9 PM my time. I realize that was fairly late to pull a joke, but that was the first opportunity I had.

Also: Failure isn't the worst thing that could happen to a person, but people seem to fear it over all else. People seem to not understand that life (in general) rewards you for trying, even if you don't hit your goal. Internet pop culture, however, treats you like a retarded chimp if you ever fail at anything, because they love to laugh at anyone who isn't perfect (what do you expect from the crowd that gave us 4-chan). I think that attitude tends to infect minds, and may be why a lot of people tend to get self conscious and never try to do anything. It's a bit like high school in that way, with everyone judging others and acting like a tool to hide how scared they are about their own short comings. Trust me when I say, it's a blessing to leave an institution like that.


I hope I could entertain a little, while not being too obvious. I think I most likely was though. Oh well, not all jokes can go as we want them to. :derpytongue2:

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