Hooves hands, and a lot of soap. · 4:56pm Apr 2nd, 2012
HALLO! So, just figured I would update anyone who DIDN'T see it. Because, thanks to a certain individual, I realized it may have scared some ponies.
Hooves and Hands, is now rated MATURE. Meaning, Clop, is a maybe. Chances are, it is gonna happen. I just wanted to keep you all informed as to the change, I mean, if ya hate clop, well. You may not want to follow this story anymore. I would be labeling the chapters with clopperific porn titles of course. And likely link people to a video of epic porn music just cuz im a hardcore bad ass. Now, of course, don't go thinking that the story is going to devolve into a massive clop fest. It wont be anything like that. So, yea. The clop will likely few and far between, and im not planning on making it all just "o heres clop" so. Yea. I mean, shit. I have yet to even WRITE clop, so I mean, I don't even know how it's going to work. There will also, *eventually* be adventure. For those of you that don't know, yes. This is going to be my own version of Coal Buck's "My Second Life" Obviously, im going to avoid using overdone concepts... For the most part. But, as far as the future of Hooves goes, It is still very much unknown how 'cloperific' it will be. I know there will be a few intimate scenes. I would be lying if I said that writing them didn't interest me. Because, hell. It does interest me. But yes. The adventure...Don't know when it will happen. Don't really care either. Its gonna happen, eventually. Just felt like sharing general thoughts on the whole story, warning people about the whole "Mature" rating, you know. General shit. And stuff. Cuz, well...
Ill be honest with you all. I like clop, I do. Its a pleasure to read, as long as it is well written. Do I care about human on pony? Shit, chances are most of you have read my other works, and I know for a fact most of you read "My Second Life" So, im not so concerned with this fact. (Its Xenophelia damn it.) But none the less, I figured I would inform you before I go arm deep in the plot department and start writing a GOD DAMNED EPISODE. Gonna be hard to do. But, ah well.
So, gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
Hey Kintra, Does this mean you are a clopper?
55171 Do I clop? No. Do I look at pictures, read the stories, and generally enjoy it? Yes.
55172
Close enough
BRING ON THE CLOP!
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Clop ain't all that bad bro. I can't write it, but it ain't that bad to read. I haven't started reading Hooves and Hands yet (its on my read later list) but the fact that you just said there might be clop makes me want to read it even more, especially after reading "Nature of the Beast".
55178 My feeling through writing half of TNOTB was i162.photobucket.com/albums/t260/volvaga/1332994322538.jpg
But I really did want to write it, even then.
55183
Wait, you considered TNOTB porn? DA FUQ?
Now I'm sad. You should've. You really should've.
55185 Man, the Luna bathing scenes?
Oh...Oh god yes. Eclipse has SO MUCH CONTROL. During those scenes, I wont lie. In his position, I would have the wingiest boner EVER. I would... Oh man. I'm...I'm gonna go over here.
I personally don't care much about what a story contains if it is written well. Whether it is clop, action, romance, slice of life, dark, all it takes in my mind is skill.
Of course I have hang-up about some things in stories, but mostly I don't let that keep me from reading a good story. For example, it took me a long, long time to actually get myself to read Fallout: Equestria, but it was worth it in the end, even if I haven't finished that particular behemoth yet.
I'm also in the process of forcing myself to try and read The Conversion Bureau, though I haven't quite gotten over my knee-jerk reaction to it yet.
55196 Agreed, FO:E, So freaking worth it. But, I don't think ill be doing the conversion bureau. Just not my cup of tea ya know?
You know what they call this in the Ancient Legends of the Dalek Homeworld?
The Oncoming Clop
55200 Same here really, it's just that almost every time I've given something that wasn't my cup of tea a chance, pony stuff at least, it's turned out to be enjoyable if not amazing. Even stuff I'd never think I'd enjoy. So I've made it a bit of a principal for myself to give anything a chance, so I'm not missing out on good stuff.
Only time I regretted it, and only somewhat then, was when I read Rainbow Factory. It pushed a lot of my personal buttons and I was too full of rage and hate for a certain character to finish reading it in that sitting. A very unpleasant feeling that.
55188
pfft. That isn't porn. Just... innuendo.
>> Kintra
oh boy, can't say I enjoy this development honestly...
not that I hate clop (read em from time to time), but I'd rather this story stay without it. but ah well, i'm gonna follow it anyway.
55175
fucking lol'd.
55200
oh boy, can't say I enjoy this development honestly...
not that I hate clop (read em from time to time), but I'd rather this story stay without it. but ah well, i'm gonna follow it anyway.
55175
fucking lol'd.