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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety; I also have a Let's Play channel. :twilightsmile:

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Q&A Round Five - The Answers! · 3:14pm Jul 10th, 2013

Twilight Best Pony

will we see more of twi's and geo's foals?

dont know why i asked lol just wanted to ask something. :trollestia:

They will be getting proper speaking lines in A Season Of Terror. So yes, we will be seeing more of them!


Can I ask you a question?
Can I question your question?
What is the question?
Can the question be answered?
Who do I question?

Very funny. Now where are your REAL questions?

... ah, here they are.

Do you prefer long stories or one-shots?

I like one-shots as they're quick to read, but I will also read longer stories if I find them entertaining enough.

Are you a fan of anthro stories?

I'm not a huge fan per se, but I do have one or two anthro stories favourited.

Do you plan to make a sequel to Camping Daze?

If I can think of a good enough idea, then yes, I'll write a sequel.

How much MLP Merchandise do you own?

I don't own any official merch. The only MLP-related stuff I own are seven pin badges (Mane Six Cutie Marks plus Rainbow Dash posing) and a Twilight Sparkle mouse mat. I live in the kind of area where wearing an MLP shirt would mean a hospital visit.

Would you like to follow me to the gay bath house?

Not really, no. :rainbowderp:


Grass-type, Fire-type, or Water-type?:duck:

Fire-type. Set bitches on fire and watch 'em burn, fo' sho'.


Where would Pinkie be on a list of ponies, from your favorite to your least favorite?

This is my current ranking of the Mane Six, from favourite to least favourite:

1) Twilight Sparkle
2) Fluttershy
3) Pinkie Pie
4) Rarity
5) Applejack
6) Rainbow Dash

This alone should answer your question. :twilightsmile:


Can you explain why Irn-Bru is loved by yourself?

Because I like the taste, silly Owen! :pinkiehappy:

Have you ever had a pony dream? If so, what was it?

I once dreamt that I lived out my Geoverse stories exactly as I wrote them. It was weird.

... and that's the only answer I can give which won't force me to tag this as NSFW. :rainbowlaugh: :twilightblush:

What's your favourite type of.......WINE?!

I like both Chardonnay and Pinot Grigio. But if I had to pick between them... it would be Chardonnay.

Do you ever get the feeling someone is always looking over your shoulder? :rainbowderp:

Sorry, you weren't supposed to see me. :derpytongue2:

And finally...what is the thing that irritates you the most?

Seagulls. I fucking hate the little bastards.


1. if twilight holds five apples and rainbow flies twenty miles......calculate the mass of the sun.


2. do you love me?

I love all my followers. :rainbowkiss:

3. how do you 'move it move it'

Watch Madagascar and you'll find out.

4. how do you sparkle?

Cover yourself in glitter.

5. what is the meaning of platypus?

... I think you'd better ask Sweetie Belle that. She's the dictionary.

Shadowmist (Oh boy, here we go.)

1)Which is better hentai, clop, or roller coaster sex

I inb4'd on you asking about clop, so I ain't answering that!

2)A shaved llama is staring at you intently in your room first thing in the morning while romantic music plays on the background what. do you do?

Beat it to death with a piece of my bedside drawers.

3)What is your favorite philosophical quote

I don't have one. :rainbowlaugh:

4)Were you expecting a mature question from me?

Of course I was, that's why I inb4'd.

5)Who is best pony out of Lightning Dust, Sunset Shimmer, and Trixie

Trixie, because at least she tried to make amends for what she did. Lightning Dust is a bitch and Sunset Shimmer is also a bitch (I've not seen Equestria Girls, so I'm basing that on what I've seen and heard from other people).


1. Have you ever seen Warehouse 13?

I've seen it a few times while I've been visiting my mum (she watches it). Unfortunately it didn't interest me that much.

2. Do you play Call of Duty? (WaW, Black ops, or black ops 2)

I've played a couple of CoD games. Call me sadistic, but my favourite level is when you gun down all those civvies in the airport.

3. What about Grand theft Auto 4?



1) Are you awesome?

I like to think I am, but the fact I've been losing followers lately seems to tell me otherwise.

2) Am I awesome?

Of course you are. You just like to think you're not.

3) If your canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the Moon?

There aren't enough pancakes in the world to reach the Moon. :raritycry:

4) Bacon? Bacon bacon bacon?

HELL YEAH! *high fives*



Lord Sandwich

1. What does Crimson Star do as your co-author?

He provides me with ideas and dialogue, and he writes scenes for both Ace and Pinkie. The whole premise for A Season Of Terror was his idea.

2. Who is your favorite foal?

Sweetie Belle. The way her voice cracks when she speaks is adorable.

3. Who is your favorite stallion?

Does my OC count? No? Okay then... Big Macintosh.

4. Who is your favorite background pony?


5. If given the choice, would you want to be a unicorn, pegasus, or earth pony?

A unicorn, because magic is fucking awesome!

It seems like I'm the only one here other than a few others who asked serious questions. There's nothing wrong with that though.:twilightsmile:

Of course not.


1) on a scale between one and ten: How drunk are you regulary? one: very few. ten: daily

Zero, because I've never been drunk once in my entire life.

2) Would you kissed ass/suck dick/do unspeakable things to obtain a dream of yours? (dream like being ridiculously rich on bill gates level.)

No. I'd rather work to make my dreams become reality.

3) Favorite drink (alcoholic)?

Wine and Cider.

$) Favorite drink (unalcoholic (That's the correct word? Dunno; I don't drink stuff without alcohol. Bad for my body.))

Orange Lucozade.

6) Solve for X. function: x^(2 + 2 x) + 3 x :pinkiehappy:


Will you read my stories?

Sure. :twilightsmile:

Do you like my stories?

I'll let you know.

And that's it! Tune in August 25th for a very special Q&A, as I will be turning 26 on that day!

Thanks to everyone who asked questions, I hope you like the answers. If not, please say so!

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Comments ( 17 )

so you hate the seagulls, uh ? ...

enjoy..... :trollestia:

I don't play call of duty or GTA 4 just so you know. But my brother does, for the fact he stole my PS3 :twilightangry2:.


Not if I don't click the video, I won't.

Telling you now, my fifth question was in base 64. The translation is: This question is useless. Answer with your favourite pony's name, in binary. And when I tried translating your answer using this binary translator (Hint, hint), it came up as a ton of random symbols. xD
EDIT: Also, you got the right answer on question three, but with the wrong reasoning. The answer is None, because snakes don't have armpits.

6) Solve for X. function: x^(2 + 2 x) + 3 x

What the FUCK is that?

Full Metal Jacket reference, or do I just like that movie too much?

4. Who is your favorite background pony?




You humans are so wonderful! Thank you! Thank you! Than2q;laksfyiouqoi3-

*sounds of a scuffle*


Err... sorry, folks... Dunno how she got a hold of my computer. :twilightsheepish:


01000110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01001100 01111001 01110010 01100001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101110 01111001 00100001

Have fun! :ajsmug:


It could be a FMJ reference, I guess.

But it was actually me expressing my disbelief at such a horrible question. I hate algebra, or calculus, or whatever the hell that is.

1202374 Well, either that question is some really advanced part of math, or it's impossible.
He never told you what the equation equals, so how are you gonna find the value for X?
x^(2 + 2 x) + 3 x = 22 would be way better
I don't know what X^ is, so I'll just skip that bit.
(2 + 2 X) + 3 X = 22
(4X) + 3X = 22
After going through factors that could go into 22, I've found that X = 2.
I'm sure that you already know all that, though. I just like doing math :pinkiehappy:


I didn't, actually. Thanks for the lesson. :twilightsmile:

1202403 Really? You didn't know order of operations?
P- Parantheses
E- Exponents
M- Multiplication
D- Division
A- Addition
S- Subtraction
If you ever see a problem like the one above, do it in that order. For Parentheses, just do whatever problem there is inside the parentheses first.

1202396 Correct. Good boy. Here, have a cookie.

and forgetting the solution is a failure on my part.. it's been like a year or two since I last saw a solution at the end of a problem.. I miss the solution...

The "x^" part is supposed to represent exponentiation, since (absent the use of HTML or LaTeX) computers aren't that good at representing certain mathematical concepts in one line...

And now you know. :twilightsmile:

1202643 Yes, someone gets my problem. I wanted to copy the Wolfram Aplha version.. but that site would help solving it :pinkiehappy:

Very funny. Now where are your REAL questions?
... ah, here they are.

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