*INCOMING EMERGENCY TRASMISSION* · 10:03pm Jul 1st, 2013
This is CIA agent Daring Do, identification 356X3905 to any NATO Military and Intelligence units surrounding the Canterlot area. The city has been occupied by unknown terrorist forces. They have destroyed CIA Headquarters, and have rendered all Military and Royal Guard Forces have been rendered non-functional. The Royal castle has been compromised, and it is likely they have control of the city's automatic defenses. Princesses Celestia and Luna have been taken hostage by hostiles, and their current status as of now is unknown, as we have lost all contact with.
Olympus has Fallen. I repeat,
Olympus has Fallen.
I need to see the movie...
Why is it that ponies make everything better?
As twilight would say. "we must science this."