Best Child has some strange ideas about the world · 12:10am Jun 23rd, 2013
We were out getting water ice at a place without a bathroom, and he had to go. He's potty trained, and will usually wait til we get home, but couldn't this time.
So, since there were no toilets but there WAS a large swath of woodland, my boyfriend took him back there to let him do his business and thus, taught him how to pee outside.
Best Child comes running back after, grinning. He runs up to a man who was sitting outside as well with his two sons, who he had been playing with.
Best Child: Hi mister! I went peepee outside!
Guy: Hahha, good job buddy.
Best Child: And you know what?
Guy: What's that?
Best Child: I went pee, and it landed on the ground. So soon, a potty will grow where I peepeed! *big excited grin*
Guy: *dying laughing*
Me: *epic facepalm* Iamsosorrysir.
Best Child.
Breathing: So five minutes ago.
1161387 hipsteeeeeeeeeeeer
Dancer, I hope you're happy. I'm going to have to go get a double lung transplant because of you.
1161393 hey, don't blame me
blame best child and be completely unable to stay mad
Three years ago in the beautiful, ancient walled city of Dubrovnik, Croatia:
4yo nephew: Daddy, I have to pee!
Daddy: Okie dokie! No bathrooms in Europe... Hey, this hidden room smells familiar...
Daddy, two minutes later: Okay, still smells familiar!
Nephew: Squirrel!
Daddy: Moving on...
LOL, happens everywhere with youngins...
Someone get an ambulance, laughter won't stop...
I'm hugging the shit out of your child if I ever meet him.
1162028 I'd do that, but me and my wookie-genes would probably scare him. Either that, or he'd call me "kitty!"
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Oh God what have I done....
That. Is. Hilarious.
mysidestillhurt
1162169 o.O Why'd you link that here?
Oh dear god...If I ever meet you and Epic Kid, first thing that happens is...urrrh...I dunno, someone already took hugs
1162700 Because I'm at a friend's house and couldn't access Skype.