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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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  • 178 weeks
    Words o' warnin', crewmates

    I went an' wrote me a porn!

    Strange, innit?

    Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!

    Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.

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  • 201 weeks
    It's Muscle Mania MMXX!

    Yarr, mateys, ahoy!

    The sharp-eyed among ye might've noticed me new fanfic! 'Tain't tiddies, but it do have a real nice time with Tempest Shadow, for thems of ya what likes 'er as I does.

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  • 252 weeks
    We sails into stormy seas!

    Yarr, mateys, welcome to a new round o' clopfic theater!

    Well, 'cept this one ain't too cloppy, if'n I'm bein' honest.

    And, err, if'n ye liked Sunset's Stash fer the funny bits, well... This has some of those, don't ye be gettin' me wrong now, matey! But mostly, this here story's like a comedy, if'n it only had one joke and the punchline were, "This ain't funny."

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  • 272 weeks
    Well, it ain't tiddies

    'Ere's 'opin' I didn't git yer 'opes too 'igh, messmates. The last journal were just a bit o' blather; today's excursion be entirely unrelated, not particularly salty, just good, clean fun that ain't too clean, if'n ye follows me sails. Ha-harr! Enjoy, mateys!

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  • 273 weeks
    Stepping out of character a second

    I want to write a sequel to Fish Tiddies.

    I have not done so yet because A) I'm a slow writer, B) it's not going to have any tiddies in it and I'm not sure anyone's going to appreciate that.

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Jun
5th
2013

A bit o' unexpected good news, and a quick survey! (Where do ye go fer clop?) · 2:02am Jun 5th, 2013

First, the good news. I got a li'l notice that somepony done left a comment over at EPFA about Etta's New Desk. Surprised the heck outta me! Ain't nopony e'er cared much fer that'n.

But, that got me gears a-grindin'. See, I found out in the last, ohh, year or so, that clopssort went down fer the count. First, it stopped takin' submissions, and then it was just totally scuppered, gone beneath the waves. I got a lot o' views outta that'n, believe ye me, mateys.

So here's me question: where do ye go t'find yer clopfics nowadays? I'm bettin' right 'ere's good enough fer most. But if there be any treasure troves o' saltiness what I done overlooked, where I can get the word out about me work, well, I'd be mighty obliged if ye'd bend this ol' sea-dog-pony's ear about 'em.

Oh, and Explicit Pony Fiction Archive still exists, fer what that's worth, mateys. Ye heard it 'ere first, ha-harr!

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Comments ( 2 )

The only places I know are Explicit and this. After the heroku one vanished, it's been hard finding the anonymous and hidden away authors, but that's how it goes. I've not heard about a replacement for the heroku one yet, but I'm certain we are enough crafty people to make one.

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Durn. I was afraid o' that.

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