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Jun
2nd
2013

The Jexxazrez Hath Returneth. For Good This Time. · 7:27am Jun 2nd, 2013

So I'm out for the summer!

Yes, AJ. I missed you too! ^.^ Much snuggling shall ensue, don't worry.

As for you readers, me returning means actual writing time! Yaaaay!~
So as far as story progress goes, my fiction with Jarvis and Jade is coming along nicely, though lately, I've been talking with ABronyLife42, and he has this OC he would like me to include in the fiction.


Ain't she a cutie pie? :3

Seem familiar? This beauty is in one of his stories. I'm just going to add her in, as a cute and sexy variable of the story.
Think about it, both are scientifically minded and don't believe in the legends of vampires and succubi, so she could really throw a wrench in their brains, causing all kinds of amusing writing material.
...And clop scenes.

I will update all my other stories in time, I have the final chapters of AOME in progress. I'm finishing off that fic, then it's Capturing the Heart of the Moon.
The JarvisxJade fic will be a side project, I hope to get help/input from a new author each time. It'll be like... an occasional but delicious treat. It'll also be my... experimental fiction of sorts, I've been learning new techniques on how to really make the reader 'feel the clop scene.'
You all will just be my guinea pigs. :twilightblush:

So yeah, It's good to be back, I missed everyone here, and nothing will stop me from providing quality tentacle sex and my unfinished story chapters.
Except food, that kinda comes before a lot of things. ^////^

Hugs&Tentacle gropes,

~Jexxazrez <3

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Anything that relates to ABronylife42 is awesome anyway you shape it.

Why would you throw a wrench into their brains? That kills.

Fuck yeah more Luna

Dat Applejack.:ajsmug:

WOO!

That's basically all I need to say when I saw this :D

Yes master.

You're back!!! We missed you, Jex. I have been anticipating your return for awhile now and am happy to see you writing again. Anyways, welcome back and have fun writing.

Hello again.:rainbowkiss:

*squee* You're back! :pinkiehappy:

FUCK YEAH! Welcome back you wonderfuly sexy babe you:heart:

Can't wait, can't wait,CAN'T WAIT:pinkiehappy: and I totally agree with the phoenix pony :rainbowdetermined2:

Yay! You're back!:pinkiesmile: I've been dying over Apple of My Eye, it hasn't updated in sooo long. :pinkiesick:

TMH

I am *ahem* intrigued.

Carry On

Guinea pigs used in sexual experimentation are my kind of guinea pigs.

Hugs&Tentacle gropes,

I was about to say if we didn't get tentacled in this blog post then Jexxy isn't really back.

i love you :pinkiecrazy::heart:

Aww, welcome back, Jexxy! Mwah. :heart:

*RACES OFF LIKE A MADMAN TO WRITE A SUCCUBUS FIC FIRST.*

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*Gets lanced*

Oh God! No! Must... get... to computer!

*Drags his laptop with him, frantically writing.*

Jexx is back?!
*pomf*

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*Turns to stone, a sign sitting in his hand*

"Can't rape me if I don't have any punctureable holes."

*The sign turns around.*

"Wait, shit. Can you break me out of this, please?"

Oh, how I've missed you so! I'm so enamored with Jarvis and Jade (especially Jade), and I have been waiting dearly to behold those two engaging in lustful activities. Especially after I've seen how Jade seems to have taken an interest in notable submission to tentacle rape. Tentacle RAPE is what makes it beautiful.

Welcome back, Jex! :pinkiehappy:

1121564 Can't type if you're made of stone though...
Mwahaha...
Ahahahahaa~

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*The sign turns around again.*

"Bollocks."

1122082 No puncturable holes?
*Takes out a large drill*
MwahahahahahahAHHAHAHahahahaha.

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*The sign turns around again*

"Leetle coward drill cannot puncture Heavy."

1122322 This drill is industrial strength. It can cut through even the thickest sarcasm.

1123273

*The sign did a tap dance on Steel's statue'd arm before handing Jexxa a note*

"It can cut through sarcasm!? Nonsense! My sarcasm is as strong as diamond and as thick as Order of the Pheonix!"

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Ohhhh, Jexxa~.













I win.

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Er... alrighty then.

*Tilts his head, trying to figure out the roundabout logic in what Jexxa said.*

But yeah. It's going through moderation now. Thanks for putting up this blog, since it was my first real push into writing erotica. An attempt that I'm rather proud of.

1124688 Time to see how well it is. I'll read and judge every word~

Working on the last chapter of AOME? So you're ending the story with a bang?

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