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May
13th
2013

Equestria Girls Trailer! · 2:03am May 13th, 2013

Please discuss in the comments. I'll start.

Also, this.

If Sunset Shimmer was once a student of Princess Celestia, then does that mean that she chose to stay in the human world? Is Twilight on a rescue mission to bring Sunset Shimmer back to Equestria, by force if necessary?

Whatever happens, Equestria Girls has definitely made an impression.

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...no i am not watching this

First thoughts
"Hey, this doesn't look THAT bad..."

Then:

no. No. No! NO! NO! NO! NO!



I give up that's it.

Well, as much as it pains me to say it...
It looks decent.
... Cheesy as swiss, but decent.

jz1

No.No.No.No.No.No.

Uh, I'm actually somewhat excited for this...it actually looks pretty interesting. And stuff. Yeah. I'm not one for discussing.

Doesn't look to bad...
why do I have a feeling I'm gonna regret those words?

The first thing I see is Twilight trying to eat an apple with just her mouth alone in the vid's thumbnail... this will be interesting.:twilightoops:

1073631>>1073628>>1073625
You are all horrible people.

That took a chunk out me, this trailer. It hurt me. It hurt me so very bad.
I'm not sure I can even do anything anymore.THIS WAS THE ONLY FUCKING THING ON THE INTERNET THAT COULD RUSTLE MY JIMMIES

I'm starting to have second thoughts about going to see this in theaters.

Oh come on guys, it might not be too ba... it might not be too baaaa.... FUCK I CAN'T SAY IT, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LOOKS AWFUL *buys tickets in advance* I would never watch that garbage *will totally watch and laugh and enjoy*

1073632
I thought that was funny. :heart:

Also, I am looking forward to this movie. Since so many bronies hate it so much I'm gonna give it a chance and watch it at the movie theaters when it comes it.

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meh

I might see it

or not

idk

MAYBE

1073645
My uncle can rustle your jimmies.

The villian isn't even Trixie? Romatic interest? what a...

Now I am genuinely looking forward to this.

if that blue haired douchenozle is a love interest for twi…:twilightangry2: I will rage… sorry but twi is a fillyfooler, piss off you blue haired, stupid jacket wearing,…… douche…
if he isn't…… fine
I can at least say it looks better than i thought it would, like the animation still looks the same:pinkiehappy:

1073654 I'm not gonna make it, Para.

Take good care of the children.

I will watch it...:ajbemused:
Hasbro... I will humor you... :flutterrage: but god damn it i had better get some god damn awsome REGULAR episodes after that. Im talking, luna with lines! More derpy stuff! A lyra and bon bon thing! New villans like and or better than discord! And... I dont know what else... But GRAAAAAAAAAA:flutterrage:

I need to Go for a walk now:facehoof:

I think I saw a summary saying that Twilight has been sent to retrieve a crown that was stolen from the Crystal Empire.
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That said, watching the trailer gave me the same shit eating grin that I always get from watching silly ass teen girl comedies. It is disappointing they're giving this the theatrical treatment, as I have not now, nor do I ever intend, to watch an episode of My Little Pony while sober. The movie must be brought to my house, because that is where my liquor cabinet is.

I'm intrigued. :duck:

remember guys, this is just a spin-off, as long as they dont screw the regular show it will be alright. at least its going to be a fucking movie and not a regular series, thank god

what I hate the most though? SPike as dog, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

Well I'm not disgusted by the premise and concept of the movie, but I'm not very excited either. I don't exactly see any plot elements from the trailer that would keep me immersed in the film, and the thought about Twilight meeting a boy doesn't reassure me either. (Hope this movie doesn't have a romance tag hooked to it.)

On the other hand, the movie's soundtrack sounds pretty good so far, and I'm glad they're still using the same voice actors for the Humanized versions of the Mane 6. (Of course, we all know that it'll be suicidal if Hasbro used new VAs for the movie's main cast that we all know and love.) The new OC, Sunset Shimmer, is also attention-catching as well since she seems to be veering towards the path of a new "Trixie" character. While her character concept as one of Celestia's students isn't new in this fandom, it'll at least break down the walls the fandom has placed around OC creations and how limited they can be without being called out as Mary Sues. Of course, that is if Shimmer will end up as a memorable character that we'll learn to love and grow alongside with.

1073655
I seriously don't see why Bronies have to overreact to everything. Do they not have enough drama in their life? Seriously, the Twilicorn period was a flankload of Bronies screaming out "Oh no!" or "HELP ME, I DON"T LIKE THIS IDEA!" and a flood of wasted tears. In the end, Twilicorn ended up to be okay.

I think I'll skip this one.

yeah im not watching this either, unless a pro brony reviewer like digibrony says otherwise

Who knows, it might be actually pretty nice.

[forever screaming internally]

Where'd you find that image on Sunset Shimmer? :pinkiegasp:

Well, I already hate it, they actually seem to try and ship Twilight.... Yeah, that ruined everything, I will still watch it, but that makes it an instant not too happy (I almost never take any movie of a serialized cartoon/anime as part of the regular series anyway, so whatever.)

I watch MLP, I like Twilicorn, I will probably like this, the biggest up of this is that it's longer than 40-50 minutes(usual two parter).

Not a fan of the character design (are their limbs made of twigs?! Similar problem I had with Littlest Pet Shop's character design...), but I'll probably give it a shot. Maybe not in theaters, because frankly I almost never get around to seeing stuff I want to see while it's still in theaters. (This applies to pretty much any movie I express interest in, ever. I end up watching it on DVD/Blu-Ray or on Netflix.)

Possible Love Interestâ„¢ looks like he might be a Soarin' analogue. Which would actually be extremely interesting if Twilight formed a relationship with the "real" Soarin' and Dash got a spot on the Wonderbolts.

We'll never know if its shit or not just by the screen caps and trailers, we should hope for the best

I will give a chance...but if Twiligh doesn't go back to being a pony at the end...I WILL BUCKING LOSE IT!!!

If there is a parallel universe version of every pony, including Vinyl, Snips, and Snails, why isn't there an alternate Twilight Sparkle?

Possibly with a goatee.

Is there only one Twilight Sparkle in the multiverse? Can there be only one of each Alicorn?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Someone please write a story where pony Twilight decapitates human Twilight.

What was the motivation behind making this? Couldn't they have just used the money and made a better season ending? Why must all these cartoons be focused around high school and "how challenging it is". It is not challenging, I survived all 4 years no challenge at all. And those arms, are they all anorexic? :twilightoops:
What sort of image are they feeding to young girls? "No be popular and have friends in high school you must: a) be rail thin, b) be socially awkward, c) eat applies with your face.

I hope this is not canon at all. I can see it as a playground, but as canon, I may die.

...It looks... okay. I guess.

Zaki #44 · May 13th, 2013 · · 3 ·

I don't understand the rage behind everyone freaking out. We all gave My Little Pony a chance, didn't we? So why can't we give the same writers and VA's the same chance in a much longer space of time?

I'm not crazy about it but neither am I pushed away. I trust the writers and this may even help spawn a whole new interest in the MLP franchise.

So everybody calm your tits or lack thereof and calmly state your opinion.

And an excellent point from tumblr:
"No but for real the amount of porn that is going to be made when Equestria Girls comes out is just mind-blowing

There is going to be so much porn"

1073928 Is Mare Do Well canon, honestly? I mean, if my friends did that to me I'd be fucking furious and never forgive them, but it's never brought up again. So this will probably be just that: something that is assumed to have happened, but is easily ignored if you wish.

1073891 That OC villain killed the real human Twilight, and nobody really gave a shit so when the other Twilight shows up, people think she's new.

Honestly, I might of been interested if they were atleast human-colored in the skin. I get that they want it to be obvious which characters are based on ponies, but come on... Humans are not blue, nor do we have one dimensional arms.


I will cut anyone who replies to this with a picture of the blue man group.

It says years ago she was Celestia's student. How many years are we talking about here because by the look of it she's close to Twilight's age. Unless of course there is some kind of time dilation that while she barely spent any time there years passed in Equestria. If so then by the time Twilight gets back everyone, except the Princesses, will be dead.

Eh, Not what I was expecting it to be.
Going to go see it, but doesnt mean I have to like it.

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