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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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  • 228 weeks
    New Pc

    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

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  • 250 weeks
    AMERICA WINS

    4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

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  • 255 weeks
    Having trouble waking up in the morning?

    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

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  • 267 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

    Read More

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Apr
25th
2013

Second annual random watcher promotion · 9:02pm Apr 25th, 2013

Hey guys! Been a bit. Er, kinda, anyway. Maybe not really that long, but kinda long since I was saying I was gonna try and do a bi-weekly random very meticulously planned author promotion. I've been behind on that due to working exceptionally hard on Diamond in the Rough with the gang--hopefully for the fellas following that, you're going to be happy with what we have in store. We've got our fingers crossed to be done with it. Soon™.


After all this time in development, hopefully it'll be worth the weight.

But that's not why you're reading. You could care less about that shit, or about TLS. (4srs, almost done. It's just a ton longer than I'd expect it to be. I'm already at 12k and counting)

No, sir. You're here for some good ol' fashioned promotion of a fic you've (possibly) never heard of! Well, today we're looking at...

Wow. My random dice roller has picked three people in a row that haven't had fics. Get dunked, me.

Alright, one more roll--looking like five. Guess that's... Peregrine Caged!
...

Based Cage it is! Odds are you know this guy--he might of even referenced you to me, making this promotion kinda pointless. Either way, we're still doin' this!

You may know him for being the founder of Fimfiction's hot, fresh group, The Collab cage, the founder of the constantly featured Album collab, or as co-writer of Fool's Gold and the previously mentioned Diamond in the rough. However, in addation to those things, he's also a very talented solo fic writer, making fics such as Ink, and a personal favorite of mine, Crayons and Catastrophes.

Seriously, if you want an author far more interesting than me, why not that guy? I mean, he's kinda a big deal.

This is Merc, with your randomly selected watcher promotion, signing off.

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Comments ( 4 )

*Begins the slow clap that leads to the thunderous applause* :rainbowkiss:

So if you're Gabe Newell, who does that make me?

I do not need to reference the Caged one, as I know him! Huzzah for connections!

But seriously, he's a great guy. Read his stuff.

I found you and PC seperatly, actually. Though PC came first, I must say. But yeah, PC's stuff is totally worth reading a couple times. To anyone wondering where to start...Ink is my favorite! :pinkiehappy:

Your blogs are the greatest thing on this site
:heart:

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