The Great and Powerful Rap · 4:21am Apr 25th, 2013
It’s time to show these mother effers my magic.
I’m back to show you up like in the past. The pain is nostalgic.
Just try and see what the Great and Powerful can achieve.
My magic’s better than last we met. Y’all better believe.
You try to make me look bad, but yet I’m here for more.
This ain’t just a battle. This time it means war.
I’ll make history solely on the base that I’m a prodigy.
I’m not bein’ pretentious. I’m only speakin honestly.
So go ahead. Try and test that I’m the best.
I will gladly attest so we can put this to rest.
I’ll blow minds from the supernatural I can do.
Has the message gone through to you? Do you even have a clue?
Try and show me your worst. I’ll top anything that you’ve got.
This dual will get you immersed in curses that you can’t stop.
Call all your fairy princesses and use them against me,
But there’s nothing you can do to stop the magical Trixie.
(You think you can battle against me, em effers?)
(Shit, I'm half-asleep but I'll take a crack at this to get better people started. Freestyle it, no prep!)
Howdy y'all, looks like this lyin' little hack's back for round two
Gonna leave a mark on yer flank the same size as mah horseshoe
Y'all talk a big game but Ah don't get what's so Powerful 'bout this
Maybe that homeless odor and failure when every rhyme is a miss
Only thang Great 'bout ya is the size of yer head
Keep runnin' that mouth filly and Ah'll buck ya instead
Before y'all even start on yer little rope trick
Ah was bein' nice last time, but now it'll stick
Most Dependable Pony so y'all can definitely count on
Me puttin' this nag down like Ah'm runnin' a marathon
Y'all say this is war and Ah ain't one to get wordy
But Ah dug the trenches and ain't afraid ta rhyme dirty
So where ya at little filly? Ah'm startin' mah attack
Are ya runnin'? Ya hidin'? That can't hold me back
Just a unicorn with a special talent in boastin'
So don't talk about war after mah lyrical roastin'
At this rate we won't even need ta bother th' Crown
The Princess can sip fruity drinks while Ah take y'all down
Best stop rantin' and ravin' because you pissed off 'the Hayseed'
If Ah ever hafta see yer face again then ya better pay heed
So stop cryin', get up, get yer bags and get packed
Get outta Ponyville or yer gonna get Applejacked.
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