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Apr
25th
2013

What total bullcrap... · 2:34am Apr 25th, 2013

I thought I might as well submit my story to EQD just for the hell of it since the worst thing they could do is reject it but apparently I cant even do that! I checked the guidelines and it says in rule three

3) We will not accept the following:
— X-rated content, including sexually transgressive or gorey stories
— Incest, foalshipping beyond a schoolyard crush, and other broad cultural taboos
— Humanized/anthro stories
— Avoid people from the fandom, famous or otherwise.
— Copy-paste stories (e.g. The text of Harry Potter with character names swapped out)
— Stories written in a language other than English
No stories involving bronies. -Human in Equestria on the other hand is alright.
— No compilations of short stories.

So yeah... I cant even attempt to get in because of a bullshit rule that targets my story. The stories I heard about Equestria Daily were true! They are nothing but a bunch of pompous assholes with a superiority complex! Thats okay thought because who needs them to say what I made is good if they dont even have a firm grasp of what can be good. Their loss...

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Comments ( 42 )

For a group that touts itself as superior, they don't make any sort of effort to show it.

1032509 yeah they just think that they are on top because they were one of the first websites to post brony stuff exclusively and constantly get people kissing their ass for a spot on the featured spot. I think we should actually start banding together against them and get them to notice that it them that need us, not the other way around.

I agree with you entirely, a friend and I wrote a really popular crossover and it was also rejected for silly reasons, mainly because we were following the style of the book we had based it off of. you know, to be respectful to fans.

Who cares what they think, in my opinion you've made one of the best human in Equestria stories I've ever read.

1032514 yeah but they will never care because they are too self-absorbed to see the potential of it right in front of them. point is they are total dicks and I wont have anything to do with a bunch of dicks. (thats what she said (oh my god I made a sex joke! what is wrong with me?!))

1032522 Don't you know the TVTrope? All men are inherently perverts! :twilightsmile:

1032528 not me! honest! I wasnt like this yesterday, I swear!
Applejack: Ahm the element of honesty and boy you have some problems...:ajsmug:
SHUT UP AJ! SHES LYING!

1032541 Oh, is she lying? Or are you lying to... yourself?! :pinkiegasp:

1032550 fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/016/8/5/uh_meme_by_gumwolf-d5rpqr0.png
uh, yeah I got nothin'... you have officially made me confused. congratulations on your magnificent achievement! twilight thanks you! twilight.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133999342723.gif

1032583 Oh, thank you, thank you. :heart::rainbowkiss::heart:

1032597 and now to make this the funniest blog I have ever done... PINKIE LOGIC!

1032620 See, I knew there was a reason I followed you other than your story. :ajsmug:

1032635 You can do this all night, can't you? :raritystarry:

1032639 Yeah but is that really such a bad thing?:pinkiecrazy:

1032662 Yeah, the song's right, you aren't awesome. :trollestia:

1032672 hey the lyrics clearly said I am awesome! it just didn't give any good reasons why I am... but I know that there are some reasons around here somewhere *digs through a box tossing out miscellanious objects until pulling out a page of paper* AH HA! found it! the list says Im awesome because eggs, milk, bread... wait no, this is a shopping list, my bad. :derpytongue2:

1032676 Here's my reasons for why you're not awesome. :derpytongue2:

1032683 :pinkiegasp: HOW DARE YOU! I am an excellent scientist! My methods are a bit odd I'll admit, but they get the job done damn it! And as for my conclusions, I am right at least 95% of the time! I say good day to you sir! *grabs hat, puts it on and walks into the closet* I have no idea what I am doing!

1032715:unsuresweetie: and you lost me yet again... what isn't fun exactly?

1032719 To answer that question would require a very long and detailed background check, so I'll leave you with this answer.

1032723 in risk of sounding like the doctor... ! love not knowing stuff, keeps you on your toes!

1032727 Indeed, and I love spreading mischief. It is oh so fun! :pinkiecrazy:

1032729 as I often say, 'chaos is the spice of life'. With out a bit of randomness things get kinda bland and boring.

1032732 Agreed, and why would you want life to be dull, boring, and easy to predict ?

1032749 Only a little bit! Geez, you accidentally blow up a city one time and then everyones all 'stay away spawn of satan!' or 'please don't kill me malevolent one!'... *sigh* damn background checks...

1032755 Yeah, same here, you flood a city with banana cream pie and suddenly you can't show your face in civilized society.

1032757 ... well at least your city had survivors. Nobody ever told me that napalm was an explosive weapon so when I pressed the 'launch' (which in my defense looks like 'lunch') and expected some kind of ice cream, I was not at fault. I mean seriously! who in their right minds just leaves a button to launch a missile right where you can push it after breaking glass that says 'break in case of emergencies' in the open like that?! I was hungry and thought that it was an emergency! :derpyderp2:

1032772 Amen to that, bro.

1032773 please dont say 'amen'... it burns like hell.

1032780 As you command, your grace.

1032783 Grace? Phtt... yeah right. You and I both know I'm about as graceful as Iron Will.

1032793 "Somepony doubts your grace? Show them who's the ace!"

1032795 nobody doubts it. it was just proven... by this chart! stat.columbia.edu/~cook/movabletype/archives/FinanceGraph.png
The numbers dont lie!:trollestia:

This chart is making me look like an addict, and as we all know.

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