for your entertainment: my egotistical indulgence. · 1:09am Apr 24th, 2013
the following is a mock interview, via blog post. might be worth a laugh.
Well, I like to indulge my ego, so I’m writing an interview of me by me, because I can. And to possibly answer any questions you all may or may not have about me or my simply un-amazing work. So here we go!
Interviewer: “Mr. Southpaw, what got you into writing fan fiction for my little pony?”
Me: For one, don’t address me as Mister. It makes me feel old. And for two, I got into writing years ago. I like to write creatively as a hobby, and “My Little Pony” just happens to be my current subject matter. It’s the so-called “meat and potatoes” of my writing, so to speak. In reality, I write on almost anything if inspired.
Interviewer: “You still didn’t answer my question.”
Me: My Little Dashie. That’s all I have to say about that.
Interviewer: “That was not a very good answer, Southpaw.”
Me: And you’re not a very good asker of questions. Next! –Dismissive wave-
Interviewer 2: “Southpaw, you’re probably best known for “Rainbow Dash’s Adventure on Earth” and even more known for your work with Sparknanator on the best-selling “Dreams Do Come True” and most things associated with it. How’d you come up with your “Rainbow Dash” idea, and how did you end up working with Sparknanator?”
Me: Well, before I ever thought up the Rainbow Dash fic, I happened across a funny little story that involved Pinkie Pie and Sparknanator, and I commented on it about the fact that its’ grammar and spelling were horrible. So, Spark asked me to be his editor, and we almost immediately started work on DDCT. When I got fed up with Sparknanator bringing in other parties to work on our fic, I struck out on my own again, and most fics failed, except my RD fic, which will be coming to closure shortly.
Interviewer2: So, basically, you got pissed off and ran away from DDCT? Real cool, that move.”
Me: Hey, buddy, Screw you, and get out of my blog! –kicks interviewer2 through the door- NEXT!! I need a beer…
Interviewer3: “Southpaw, my sources tell me you harbor some resentment over Sparknanator’s popularity and his readership…would you care to explain---“
Me: Piss off!! Next!!
4: Hello Southpaw. I’m here to investigate some rather questionable actions taken by you in the writing of this blog. My name is..”
Me: Questions only please, no questionable actions here…-pushes dead body out of nearest window, while wearing a bad poker face-
Interviewer5: “Southpaw, Where’s your toilet? I need to break it.”
Me: Good lord, go break your own toilet…third door on the left…
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This fun Q&A is now over. Please forward all hate mail to Sparknanator. Whether you people liked this or not, I did it purely for my own amusement.
