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TheDarkOne234


Good day to you! I am a teenage writer who spends WAY too much time on the PC. I am a lone, nocturnal, British brony. I write and I love it!

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  • 378 weeks
    Chapters!

    As I write this now, I have a new chapter of Aliens: Consuming Equestria open and I intend to finish it. Also, I will doing lots of chapters after that as well, but unlike before, I will not be releasing them on a continuous basis. I have a long summer holiday ahead of me and this is the period of time in which I intend to finish the whole thing. I will then release chapters of a series of days,

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  • 407 weeks
    News

    Already I have made good on my promise. That's two chapters in two days, though I don't think we can expect any more before the 6th, which is when my holiday ends.

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  • 408 weeks
    Merry Christmas! + a promise!

    It's that time of year again, and I hope everyone is having a blast today. Everything's going smoothly here and everyone's happy about the feast we are about to devour. So, Merry Christmas everyone!

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  • 437 weeks
    POV

    I have a few chapters coming along, and a few new story ideas. I am also TRYING DESPERATELY to drop the third person style writing. It is haunting me. I feel like I get less detail in stories with third person than I could with first person. So from now on, I will be writing Amnesia: Helping You Forget in first person. I may also go through Amnesia: Forget Your Past and rework some of the

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  • 444 weeks
    Daniel's Rambling Rants No. 2: TCB

    I actually like the whole concept, simply because I wouldn't go through with it and would stay on Earth and be a loner. I would absolutely relish the freedom of being able to do anything without much concequence. Of course, I would miss my family and would swear revenge on Celestia for wrecking humanity. That is when my dream weapon 'Bella' (war in latin) comes into play. It is a double chained,

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Apr
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2013

Daniel's Rambling Rants No. 2: TCB · 5:58pm Apr 17th, 2013

I actually like the whole concept, simply because I wouldn't go through with it and would stay on Earth and be a loner. I would absolutely relish the freedom of being able to do anything without much concequence. Of course, I would miss my family and would swear revenge on Celestia for wrecking humanity. That is when my dream weapon 'Bella' (war in latin) comes into play. It is a double chained, razor teethed, black painted chainsaw that I love the idea of. Of course, that thing is for a different day. For now, I shall aim my fingers of ranting at the topic of The Conversion Bureau. Please note that I have not thoroughly read TCB, but so far, some of the stuff I have read and heard suggests that the whole thing is centered around Celestia getting rid of humans for good through a conversion machine thingy or whatever that turns humans into ponies. Understandably, for story purposes, everyone (I think) converts because of how well advertised TCB is.

Ask yourself this: Would you go for conversion?

If you said yes... Why? Just why? I'm a brony too you know, but am still a human and a happy one at that. I wouldn't throw away my true body just to live somewhere more peaceful. You just have to live through life with problems. It will do you no good to just think you can throw away all of your problems with one action. If you live in England, you will know that some lotto winners don't always end up in big houses or with super technology. Some if not most end up on the streets because they spent all of their money (I am of course talking about people who don't donate their money to something when they win the lotto).

Also, I don't know if we end up warring, but if we do, how would the ponies win? They have spears and armour and crossbows. Sure they have magic, but it would be very rare to find Unicorns that are of the same magical prowess as Twilight and can teleport missiles coming right at them at hundreds of miles an hour away from them in a few seconds. Hell it took Twilight a few seconds to teleport herself into her library once (although that was the 3rd episode and quite a while ago). Imagine a Unicorn trying to teleport a nuke hundreds of miles away! We have bullets as well, and tanks and airplanes and metal boats with massive guns. We overpower them in military might by a fairly large amount. If humans resist against TCB, we are almost guaranteed to win!

Of course, you will note that a TCB story is in my favs (TCB: The Last Human) but that is because it shows the humanity left in a select few when all others lose it. It truly shows how I would react to TCB. I am sure there is a gun store near my area. I don't know what type of guns it sells, but if it doesn't sell big effective weapons, there is a military base near here as well. I would not give into TCB without a fight.

You might be saying now: "Daniel, it's not real. It's a story!" Yes well, I know. But this rant is basically saying that the whole concept of humanity either giving into a conversion or losing a war against ponies is absolute BULL SHIT! If you honestly said yes to getting converted, at least say why. If you say "Because ponies are awesome and I want to be a pony"... just be quiet from now on or at least state that you said it because I said not to. Then I would find it mildly funny.

Also, if I got anything wrong, tell me that too.

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