What should I do with these flowers?

An old homeless lady was trying to sell people flowers at the gas station yesterday. They were just crappy fake ones, but at least she was selling something instead of just begging for money, so I felt like being generous.

But now what do I do with them? I think it might be funny to put them in some random house's mailbox, maybe with a card saying something like "From your secret admirer."

Any other ideas?

Comments

[Regidar]

The fag above me has the right idea.

[hoiqewoiqwhfn]

Write a sonnet (a sexy one), attach it to the flowers, and, if you can, leave them where you know the homeless lady will find them.

Otherwise idk

[Assoe]

Eat them.

[The Watcher 509]

Sharpen its tip, impale it on a wooden door, and make sure there is a letter saying, "Want to be my first?"