Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
So hey, I started a new story. I mean, WE started a new story. Whirring Gears and I. The two of us. Making a thing.
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OH MY GOD
MY DICK HURTS
It's come to my attention that I've hit 900 followers on this site. And am I happy about that?
Well...yes and no.
Yes because, well, come on. 900? Seriously. How could I not be fucking ecstatic about that?
Today is my birthday. I'm officially 19.
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Time to spend it doing nothing productive!
Now bring me dancing gifs! I COMMAND YOU.
So what are your plans for today?
This is not a fun fact.
972798It is for me :C
972799 I meant what I said was not a fun fact. It's a self observational observation. Like a fireman saying that they are a fireman.
Hooray! now pull out the vodka!
Only two more years until we can go bar hopping together! Woohoo!
DANCE LIKE NOPONY'S WATCHING!
fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/232/b/c/dance_like_nopony__s_watching_by_egophiliac-d47axhg.png media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luyvdgHcLs1r1cj3m.gif videobeta.net/gifs/25636.gif
972801Oh.Well then.Have some Batman.i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/515/838/4fd.gif
Another not so fun fact. I am turning 22 in 92 days. I'm fucking old! CREATOR DAMN THIS WORLD!
Does this count? crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kanye-carlton.gif media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5s35Qctt1qgxdtt.gif
Happy Birthday! You can now drink here in Canada, where liquor cost twice as much !fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/282/f/2/happy_birthday_mlp__fim__by_eternityglacier-d5hc73w.png i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q576/GhostPony750/bf97320a6c6ebc9e43c7d9611ad9dc09_500.png
Happy birthday! No dance though. You get a Congratulation instead. Or 12-sh.
Congrats.
Have a dancing Saloon Pinkie.
pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133669970196.gif
Happy Birthday!
972811 When I was your age, we didn't have pelvic thrusting saxophones. All we had were kazoos, and they didn't dare show their ankles. i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/291/041/ea5.gif
おたんじょびおめでとう。If my two months from japanese class hasnt effected me too much, that should say happy birthday. And have fun being 19, I still have 2 years!...
Happy Birthday! i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk60/Mandydandykid/PyroDance.gif
Come to Canada, Eh?
I'll get you all liquored up until you can't remember your own name anymore. Good times!
Happy Birthday!fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/265/4/5/discord__s_dance_animation_by_mattyhex-d4am0hj.gif
Happy Birthday! *Insert B-Day .gif that I don't have here*
cdn.indulgy.com/QF/i3/02/184155072233351634oT3WP4tjc.jpg HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
I missed your birthday by a few days
This is not a fun fact.
972798
It is for me :C
972799 I meant what I said was not a fun fact. It's a self observational observation. Like a fireman saying that they are a fireman.
Hooray! now pull out the vodka!
Only two more years until we can go bar hopping together! Woohoo!
DANCE LIKE NOPONY'S WATCHING!
fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/232/b/c/dance_like_nopony__s_watching_by_egophiliac-d47axhg.png
media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luyvdgHcLs1r1cj3m.gif
videobeta.net/gifs/25636.gif
972801
Oh.
Well then.
Have some Batman.
i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/515/838/4fd.gif
Another not so fun fact. I am turning 22 in 92 days. I'm fucking old! CREATOR DAMN THIS WORLD!
Does this count?
crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kanye-carlton.gif
media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5s35Qctt1qgxdtt.gif
Happy Birthday! You can now drink here in Canada, where liquor cost twice as much !
fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/282/f/2/happy_birthday_mlp__fim__by_eternityglacier-d5hc73w.png
i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q576/GhostPony750/bf97320a6c6ebc9e43c7d9611ad9dc09_500.png
Happy birthday! No dance though. You get a Congratulation instead. Or 12-sh.
Congrats.
Have a dancing Saloon Pinkie.
pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133669970196.gif
Happy Birthday!
972811 When I was your age, we didn't have pelvic thrusting saxophones. All we had were kazoos, and they didn't dare show their ankles. i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/291/041/ea5.gif
おたんじょびおめでとう。
If my two months from japanese class hasnt effected me too much, that should say happy birthday. And have fun being 19, I still have 2 years!
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Happy Birthday!
i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk60/Mandydandykid/PyroDance.gif
Come to Canada, Eh?
I'll get you all liquored up until you can't remember your own name anymore. Good times!
Happy Birthday!
fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/265/4/5/discord__s_dance_animation_by_mattyhex-d4am0hj.gif
Happy Birthday! *Insert B-Day .gif that I don't have here*
cdn.indulgy.com/QF/i3/02/184155072233351634oT3WP4tjc.jpg
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
I missed your birthday by a few days