All Hail Your New Lord and Master

All hail the mighty MyHobby of the Gold Membership, a legend in his own mind.
When I caught site of the label beside my username, I knew that it was the birth of greatness. I knew that very day what I was meant to do with my life.

I was to be hailed as the King of Fools.

Now bow down, peons. Bow down before the king of slime, the king of filth, the king of putrescence!

Fear not, mere mortals, this is no simple case of delusion, so easily dismissed as a temporary case of insanity. No. I am really, really, really off my rocker as far as this goes. I am certain that it is my duty... neigh... my HOBBY, to stand before you and be crowned Duke of the Dipsticks. Emperor of the Immature. Lord of the Laissez-faire.

For so it is written on the doorway to paradise, that those who falter and those who fall must pay the price! And the price is $19.99 USD plus tax.

You know, I thought about posting that i'd completed a few of the songs from Sonata de Equestria, and link to a Rickroll, but that would just be mean-spirited.