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  • Wednesday
    TLS for all users

    We have implemented TLS site-wide as an unconditional redirect. (http -> https) This improves security site-wide for all users, and shouldn't have any negative effects, performance or otherwise.

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  • 6d, 4h
    SA Reviews #100

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  • 1w, 1d
    Radio Everypony Ru Interview (today)

    Hey guys,

    I'm going to be doing an interview segment on Radio Everypony Ru. Actually the first time I've done one in several years, so, kind of a rarity I guess. The quote below has links to audio streams and chat so that you can listen/chat if you're interested. If you want to watch/listen at a later date, you can check out the youtube recording at - 64 kbps stream - 128 kbps stream - 320 kbps stream - live radio chat

    Also, one can listen to us on or via hoofsounds


    5pm GMT

    8pm MSK

    1pm EST

    10am PST

    The interview will have lots of answers to interesting questions I hope, so do listen in if you're at all interested.

    The recording is now available:

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  • 1w, 2d
    TooShyShy's "Let Her In" [Royal Canterlot Library]

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  • 2w, 6d
    Everfree NW Scribblefest Contest Ending Soon!

    Hey everypony!  Only a few hours remain for the Everfree NW Scribblefest 2017!  Get your Scribblestories (totally stealing that from Novel-Idea) in as soon as possible!  Feeling cramped for time?  Need to do some last minute edits?  Now's the time!

    For those of you that still need to submit, here's the link to our Google Form:

    Want to try to pump out a 2000-6000 word story in less than 10 hours?  Here's the rules and regs:  Scribblefest 2017 Rules, Regs, and requirements!

    Good luck everyone!  We are so excited and looking forward to seeing all of your awesome stories!

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  • 2w, 6d
    SA Reviews #99

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  • 5w, 6d
    SA Reviews #98

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  • 7w, 2d
    Everfree NW Scribblefest 2017!

    Everfree Northwest, Seattle's premier pony convention is known for having one of—if not the—strongest writing tracks in the MLP fandom. As part of that, we run an online writing contest (now called "Scribblefest") every year. Entry is open to everyone, whether or not you attend the convention.

    Like last year, we’re giving out six special awards, each of which comes with a $20 Amazon gift code!

    This year’s prompt is: Growing up wild and forever free


    The Jaw-Dropper Award ("The Dash")

    We all know the type, the stories that make us go "Holy cow, THAT just happened!" This would go to the story with the best twist, surprise, or simple moment of hoof-pumping awesomeness!

    The D'aww Award ("The Fluttershy")

    A staple of ponyfic... the story with the sweetest, most touching moment that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    The Nasally Ejected Beverage Award ("The Pinkie")

    You know, the one that makes you laugh so hard you snort milk out your nose.

    The True Fable Award ("The AJ")

    The story that is most true to the spirit of the show. By definition, a fable is "a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral." This goes to the story that best teaches a life lesson, especially using old fashioned, honest-as-apple-pie wisdom.

    The Elegance Award: ("The Rarity")

    For services to poetic language, beautiful diction, haunting prose, and overall elegance in writing.

    The Checklist-And-Caliper Award ("The Twilight")

    The story with the most attention to detail. This could be a puzzle or mystery type plot, stories that rely on actual math/science, or ones that show well thought-out rules underlying the use of magic. Basically, any story that makes you wonder just how much time the author spent on research, calculations, plot diagrams, or anything else that wasn't actually writing.


    It's up to you, the author, where you want to focus your effort. Good stories will often include elements that make them eligible for multiple awards, and we encourage everyone to focus on good storytelling, rather than myopically targeting a specific award. Do note however, that no story may win more than a single award.

    How to Enter

    Publish one new (never before published) story to between now and March 6th, then submit it to our online form at:


    Each of the six awards mentioned above comes with a $20 electronic code good for use at International contestants may request a code for their regional Amazon affiliate (such as,, etc.) instead, and we will attempt to provide a code worth the equivalent of $20 US in that region. This may not be possible however, so non-US residents enter at their own risk.

    In addition to the $20, winning stories and authors will also be featured on the EFNW website, various media/blog posts, and in the EFNW Convention Book.

    Word Limits

    Stories must be between 2000 and 6000 words in length. Note: FIMFiction’s word count uses a different algorithm than most word processors and we will allow some leniency to compensate for this.


    Scribblefest 2017 will accept entries from February 1st, 2017 until 11:59 pm PST on March 6th, 2017. Judging will begin immediately afterwards, and winners will be announced 2-4 weeks later, depending on the number of entries we have to judge.

    Judging Process

    Judging will be done in phases by a combined panel of EFNW staff and invited guest judges from the community. Judges will be given a randomized set of stories to read and each story will be assigned to a minimum of two judges, to reduce the chance of personal taste/bias disqualifying a story unduly. Judges will vote for their favorite story in each award category to advance to the next phase. After each phase, votes will be tallied, and the top stories in each category will advance to the next phase, where the process will repeat until only one winner in each category remains.

    Additional Rules and Details

    1. All entries must adhere to a PG rating. Submissions using elements that could reasonably be considered above a PG rating, including but not limited to adult situations, intense violence, or drug use will be ineligible for the contest. If you are unsure if your story meets these guidelines and wish to ask, please contact our writing track lead,  Heartshine, directly by PM on FIMfiction:

    2. Any material that violates the rights of a third party will be disqualified.

    3. Submissions must be relevant to the My Little Pony fandom. If it's not MLP-based fiction, an entry may be disqualified.

    4. Stories must be an original work by the submitting contestant and must not have been released prior to the start of the contest.

    5. Contestants may submit only one (1) story for consideration. If more than one (1) story is submitted, the submitter will be asked to select which entry they wish to enter into the contest. If the submitter cannot be reached in time for judging, the most recent entry will be used. Contestants that attempt to subvert this rule and submit multiple entries under different accounts or aliases may be disqualified at our discretion.

    6. Co-written submissions are allowed, but disqualify all authors involved from submitting additional solo or co-written stories.

    7. Editing/proofreading assistance doesn't count as co-writing, and authors may submit their own story even if they help edit for someone else.

    8. Contestants may only win one award each. If an entry is found to be the best in multiple award categories, the judging panel will decide which award is most suited for it, and will give the other awards to lower ranked stories in the other categories.

    9. Winners will be selected based on many judging criteria, including, but not limited to: technical skill, characterization, creativity, originality, impact, and personal tastes of the judges. This is in addition to the criteria defined for each award itself.

    10. Submissions must be submitted via the linked Google Form If you have trouble submitting, please contact our writing track lead, Heartshine, directly via PM.

    11. Final interpretation of the contest rules and judging criteria are left to the discretion of the judging panel, and their decisions are final.

    12. Submitters retain ownership of their submissions, but by entering the contest the author agrees to allow Everfree Northwest to share their submitted stories on our website, social media, conbook, and in other promotional media and materials.

    13. Contest judges are not permitted to enter the contest.

    Final Thoughts

    Good luck to everyone! We look forward to reading your submissions, and hope to see you all at Everfree Northwest this May. As always, keep up-to-date on the latest Everfree Northwest news by visiting our website, viewing/following our FIMFiction account and group, liking us on Facebook, and following us on Twitter and Tumblr.

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  • 8w, 20h
    SA Reviews #97

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  • 9w, 4d

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Site Post » Dear Fimfiction · 3:28am

Dear Fimfiction,

It is with bittersweet regret that I must speak to you today.

As of today, I, knighty, will no longer run and maintain Instead, I relinquish full control of the site to my best friend and homosexual life partner , Poultron.

I'm making this decision for a number of reasons; chief among them is the fact that I've grown tired of the site. I've been asking for months for a proper sequel to My Little Dashie, and you guys just haven't written enough of them. In addition, after the recent changes to the site went over less than well, a disgruntled Fimfiction user hired a contract killer to bludgeon my fingers. As a result, I have been unable to code for weeks, and am dictating this post through my secretary, Wlah.

I see this as a mostly positive change in the long run. Getting away from ponies will allow me to pursue my true passion of opera singing, and I've heard that Poultron already has some great changes planned for the site - you should be able to see some of his ideas implemented before the end of the day.

To everyone on the site: thank you for years of fanfiction, and for your hours of sanctimonious bitching at the free website I gave you. I know that Poultron will carry the same spirit of passive conflict avoidance I tried to hold myself to, and I wish him and you all the best in Fimfiction's future.

Until the next great fandom,

knig-knog out.

Report knighty · 16,101 views ·
#1 · 207w, 6d ago · 226 · 7 ·

k bye

#2 · 207w, 6d ago · 66 · ·

God speed Knighty.  God speed.

#3 · 207w, 6d ago · 34 · ·

All Hail Pony Overlord!

#4 · 207w, 6d ago · 30 · 1 ·

Knighty, pls.

#5 · 207w, 6d ago · 153 · ·

See you tomorrow Knighty

#6 · 207w, 6d ago · 100 · ·

Wait? What?! You're...

*looks at current date*

Oh right. :ajbemused:

#7 · 207w, 6d ago · 38 · ·

*cough* dat date *cough*

p.s. wtf is a gold member?

#8 · 207w, 6d ago · 35 · ·

Alright, I'll see you again tomorrow...

#9 · 207w, 6d ago · 12 · ·

see you in a week

#11 · 207w, 6d ago · 28 · ·

How did you know about the contract killer I sent after you?! Obviously he didn't do a very good job, if you found out...

#12 · 207w, 6d ago · · 7 ·


#13 · 207w, 6d ago · 10 · ·

Happy April 1st to you too, Knighty. By the way thanks for my gold account. I'm sure that discount on the new FiMfiction store page will come in handy.

#14 · 207w, 6d ago · 98 · 1 ·

Now's the best time for me to announce the fact that I've been Device Heretic on an alt all along.

#15 · 207w, 6d ago · 10 · ·

Aw, that's sad. Good luck with all your future endeavours!

...Until April 2nd, because if you're not back by then I'll be hiring a contract killer of my own.

#16 · 207w, 6d ago · 3 · ·

Finally my FiMFiction GOLD account has arrived! lol

#17 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Sorry to see you go, dude.  Take care, and I for one will welcome you back. :eeyup:

#18 · 207w, 6d ago · 3 · ·

Wait IT'S NOT EVEN TOMORROW YET :raritydespair:

#19 · 207w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

cool story bro see you when the jimmy neutron reboot comes in and makes us write erotica full steam

#21 · 207w, 6d ago · 23 · ·

As of April 1st, 2013, I, knighty, will no longer run and maintain Instead, I relinquish full control of the site to my best friend and homosexual life partner, Poultron.

#22 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·


#23 · 207w, 6d ago · 4 · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Oh dear, tell me it's not Comic Sans again.

#24 · 207w, 6d ago · 4 · ·

>>962795 That explains... a little.

#25 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Hmmmmmm that seems reasonable.

#26 · 207w, 6d ago · 6 · ·

Eh, this place was Squaresville anyway. Later, losers.

#27 · 207w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

You will probably be missed! Farewell!

Now can anybody tell me why I only see one gold brick beside my name? I paid for more than that! :flutterrage:

#28 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

If you refresh the comments your Gold Bar Goes away lol

#29 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Can I anticipate an Equestria Girls section soon after Lord Poultron assumes control?  I can suggest some excellent banners to advertise the new section after it opens.

#30 · 207w, 6d ago · 3 · ·

Goodknight sweet prince :pinkiesad2:

#31 · 207w, 6d ago · 4 · 29 ·

Obvious April Fools joke is obvious. 0/10.

I could do better than this when I was five.

#32 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Good luck with ur future!

#34 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Since I don't really know where else to ask this...

Is this why I'm suddenly a "Gold Member"? Also, what does that even mean?

And if this is actually real and not a prank because it's April first wherever you live, have a good life.

#35 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

I will miss you my good sir

#36 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

i'll miss you:fluttercry:

#37 · 207w, 6d ago · 5 · ·

Best April 1st post from any site. :trollestia:

#38 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·


It's 4/1 over on your side of the pond already :raritywink:

I'm enjoying my "gold member" status until it switches back to normal!

#39 · 207w, 6d ago · 6 · ·

>>962795 You shut your filthy mouth! Device Heretic is our king, I won't tolerate your blatant impersonation of the one true author on this site

#40 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

What's with this gold member thing? Is it something new I missed?

#41 · 207w, 6d ago · 14 · ·

On the one hand, yes, I do own a calendar.

Like, srsly, they're pretty cheap.

Most people own them.

On the other hand,

I've been asking for months for a proper sequel to My Little Dashie, and you guys just haven't written enough of them.

I laughed.

Still, ur a faget op.

#42 · 207w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

HECK YE- er, what?


#43 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·


If either you or someone in your name donated to knighty on his tumblr you should have Gold Member status soon if not already.  It will give you access to additional features and restricted sections of the site in the future.

#44 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

>>962801 It is in Britain though, where knighty lives!

There was also some sort of ad earlier about a Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover, so the British get going early, I suppose. XD

#45 · 207w, 6d ago · 21 · ·

Guess I should admit now I'm actually Elvis.

#46 · 207w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Knighty is best pony.

#47 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

I know that Poultron will carry the same spirit of passive conflict avoidance I tried to hold myself to, and I wish him and you all the best in Fimfiction's future.

It's good to know you're at least aware that you can be a lazy b:yay:ard sometimes.

EDIT: Hey! Gold Status! Kick Ass!

#49 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Jesus, I had completely forgotten what day it was tomorrow.

Well played, Knighty.

#50 · 207w, 6d ago · · ·

Have fun until tomorrow! :pinkiehappy::derpytongue2:

What the Hell? Anyone know about the Gold Member thing?

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