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  • 16 weeks
    Galacon

    I will be at galacon this weekend so if you see me feel to say hi!

    50 comments · 1,548 views
  • 20 weeks
    MLP BOX T-Shirt Contest

    Hey guys, MLP BOX are doing a competition for a t-shirt design to be included in one of their boxes, and since I know we have a mix of people here including artists, we thought it'd be a good idea to promote them so you guys can get in on it too. Below you can find more information about the contest:

    Brony.com and MLP BOX have launched the first in a series of "Design a MLP T-shirt" contests over on Brony.com.  The winning design, voted on by site visitors,  will not only be featured on a shirt but the winning designer will also win $1000 dollars pending approval of their design by Hasbro.   Second and Third Place will also receive a cash prize.  All winning designs will be printed and be made available in t-shirt form for sale through the Brony website.

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    16 comments · 1,979 views
  • 26 weeks
    Patreon & Survey Follow Up

    First of all, reminder that we have a Patreon you can find at https://www.fimfiction.net/patreon . Apparently a lot of people didn't know we had one so there it is. $5 will remove ads on the site for you. I'll be making the Patreon page more prominent in relevant areas of the site soon to make sure people actually know it exists.

    Thanks everyone for filling in the survey last night. We had over 5,000 responses and I did in fact read every single comment left as they were coming in and finished reading them this morning. It seems there are a few features which we would potentially be interested in making premium features (part of the $5+ patreon rewards).

    • Custom emoticons you can upload
    • Custom titles / colours
    • Animated avatars
    • Avatar border frames
    • Extra themes
    • Custom CSS
    • Higher tier patreon rewards that let you “gift” premium?
    • Mass story download
    • Banners
    • Automatic day/night theme selector
    • Free advertising slots?

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    142 comments · 3,301 views
  • 41 weeks
    Announcing the Everfree Northwest Scribblefest Official Start!

    Greetings Aspiring Writers!

    Everfree Northwest, Seattle's premier pony convention is known for having one of—if not the—strongest writing tracks in the MLP fandom. As part of that, we run an online writing contest every year: The Everfree NW Scribblefest! Entry is open to everyone, whether or not you attend the convention.

    This year, we’re offering the winners a $10 Amazon gift code, as well as mentions across a bunch of sources of media that Everfree NW utilizes to tell people about your awesome story!

    This year’s prompt is: Family Trees: Roots, Branches, and Leaves

    Goals

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    76 comments · 3,694 views
  • 45 weeks
    Happy New Year

    Have a good 2018.

    - From everyone on the team.

    115 comments · 3,062 views
  • 46 weeks
    Merry Christmas

    Hope you all have a great day, wherever you are and however you celebrate Christmas / the holiday season in general!

    I was working on a cool 3d project for the site but unfortunately I never really had time to turn it into something useful. Have a screenshot anyway!

    94 comments · 3,720 views
  • 47 weeks
    Regarding leaked content

    Since there has been some confusion on the site message I somewhat hastily put up, I thought I'd post a blog post to explain things a bit better.

    As most of you probably know by now, yesterday a lot of confidential information regarding future episodes, seasons, generations, emails, etc was pulled from an FTP server. As with leaked episodes (and in fact, episodes in general or other links to copyrighted content) our policy is to not permit it to be posted. Discussion of the content, however, is acceptable. Infringement of these rules will be dealt with the same way we've dealt with posting of leaked episodes in the past.

    144 comments · 8,601 views
  • 53 weeks
    AShadowOfCygnus' "Cold Light" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story might offer up some cold comfort.


    Cold Light
    [Dark] [Human] [Sad] • 3,209 words
    [Note: This story contains sexual themes.]

    Even in our darkest moments, the stars shine coldly down — distant and remote, but bright in the blackness. Refuse them, shut them out, and they remain. Let them in, and they may convince you of the warmth in their embrace.

    This is not a story about stars.

    This is a story about people and ponies, and what they visit on each other in moments of darkness.

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    4 comments · 3,754 views
  • 57 weeks
    SpinelStride's "Rarified Airs" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Take flight into an alternate Equestria in today's story.

    Rarified Airs
    [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] • 44,226 words

    When the Windigos attacked, the ponies had to find a way to put an end to the distrust and anger that fed the frozen fiends. The unicorns found a way. No more earth ponies, no more pegasi, no more problem.

    A thousand years later, Princess Twilight Sparkle thinks that her ancestors may have made a mistake. Fortunately, she knows a way to test her hypothesis. She names that way 'Rainbow Dash.'

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    3 comments · 3,222 views
  • 71 weeks
    Codex Ex Equus' "Changeling Courtship Rituals" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    You'll fall in love with today's story before you know it.


    Changeling Courtship Rituals
    [Romance] [Comedy] • 38,574 words

    For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.

    Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.

    And now they're married.

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    15 comments · 5,461 views
Apr
1st
2013

Site Post » Dear Fimfiction · 3:28am Apr 1st, 2013

Dear Fimfiction,

It is with bittersweet regret that I must speak to you today.

As of today, I, knighty, will no longer run and maintain Fimfiction.net. Instead, I relinquish full control of the site to my best friend and homosexual life partner , Poultron.

I'm making this decision for a number of reasons; chief among them is the fact that I've grown tired of the site. I've been asking for months for a proper sequel to My Little Dashie, and you guys just haven't written enough of them. In addition, after the recent changes to the site went over less than well, a disgruntled Fimfiction user hired a contract killer to bludgeon my fingers. As a result, I have been unable to code for weeks, and am dictating this post through my secretary, Wlah.

I see this as a mostly positive change in the long run. Getting away from ponies will allow me to pursue my true passion of opera singing, and I've heard that Poultron already has some great changes planned for the site - you should be able to see some of his ideas implemented before the end of the day.

To everyone on the site: thank you for years of fanfiction, and for your hours of sanctimonious bitching at the free website I gave you. I know that Poultron will carry the same spirit of passive conflict avoidance I tried to hold myself to, and I wish him and you all the best in Fimfiction's future.

Until the next great fandom,

knig-knog out.

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k bye

God speed Knighty. God speed.

ISKV #3 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

All Hail Pony Overlord!

Knighty, pls.

See you tomorrow Knighty

Wait? What?! You're...

*looks at current date*

Oh right. :ajbemused:

*cough* dat date *cough*


p.s. wtf is a gold member?

Alright, I'll see you again tomorrow...

see you in a week

How did you know about the contract killer I sent after you?! Obviously he didn't do a very good job, if you found out...

Happy April 1st to you too, Knighty. By the way thanks for my gold account. I'm sure that discount on the new FiMfiction store page will come in handy.

Now's the best time for me to announce the fact that I've been Device Heretic on an alt all along.

Aw, that's sad. Good luck with all your future endeavours!

...Until April 2nd, because if you're not back by then I'll be hiring a contract killer of my own.

Finally my FiMFiction GOLD account has arrived! lol

Sorry to see you go, dude. Take care, and I for one will welcome you back. :eeyup:

Wait IT'S NOT EVEN TOMORROW YET :raritydespair:

cool story bro see you when the jimmy neutron reboot comes in and makes us write erotica full steam

As of April 1st, 2013, I, knighty, will no longer run and maintain Fimfiction.net. Instead, I relinquish full control of the site to my best friend and homosexual life partner, Poultron.

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:rainbowlaugh: Oh dear, tell me it's not Comic Sans again.

962795 That explains... a little.

Hmmmmmm that seems reasonable.

Eh, this place was Squaresville anyway. Later, losers.

You will probably be missed! Farewell!

Now can anybody tell me why I only see one gold brick beside my name? I paid for more than that! :flutterrage:

If you refresh the comments your Gold Bar Goes away lol

Can I anticipate an Equestria Girls section soon after Lord Poultron assumes control? I can suggest some excellent banners to advertise the new section after it opens.

Goodknight sweet prince :pinkiesad2:

Eldorado
Moderator

Obvious April Fools joke is obvious. 0/10.
I could do better than this when I was five.

Good luck with ur future!

Since I don't really know where else to ask this...
Is this why I'm suddenly a "Gold Member"? Also, what does that even mean?
And if this is actually real and not a prank because it's April first wherever you live, have a good life.

I will miss you my good sir

i'll miss you:fluttercry:

Meeester
Moderator

Best April 1st post from any site. :trollestia:

:rainbowlaugh:

It's 4/1 over on your side of the pond already :raritywink:
I'm enjoying my "gold member" status until it switches back to normal!

962795 You shut your filthy mouth! Device Heretic is our king, I won't tolerate your blatant impersonation of the one true author on this site

What's with this gold member thing? Is it something new I missed?

On the one hand, yes, I do own a calendar.
Like, srsly, they're pretty cheap.
Most people own them.

On the other hand,

I've been asking for months for a proper sequel to My Little Dashie, and you guys just haven't written enough of them.

I laughed.

Still, ur a faget op.

HECK YE- er, what?

KTHNXBAI

962783

If either you or someone in your name donated to knighty on his tumblr you should have Gold Member status soon if not already. It will give you access to additional features and restricted sections of the site in the future.

962801 It is in Britain though, where knighty lives!

There was also some sort of ad earlier about a Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover, so the British get going early, I suppose. XD

Guess I should admit now I'm actually Elvis.

Knighty is best pony.

I know that Poultron will carry the same spirit of passive conflict avoidance I tried to hold myself to, and I wish him and you all the best in Fimfiction's future.

It's good to know you're at least aware that you can be a lazy b:yay:ard sometimes.

EDIT: Hey! Gold Status! Kick Ass!

Jesus, I had completely forgotten what day it was tomorrow.

Well played, Knighty.

Have fun until tomorrow! :pinkiehappy::derpytongue2:

What the Hell? Anyone know about the Gold Member thing?

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