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Lord of Nothing


I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

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  • 223 weeks
    A Queen & You: Part I, Chapter VII - Setting Boundaries

    So, just in case nobody had noticed, I changed A Queen & You from "Incomplete" to "On Hiatus" to "Incomplete" then finally "Cancelled".

    I always made promises I could not keep, especially when it came to writing. I very much enjoyed doing it, but I believe it is finally time for me to put this part of my life to rest for real, for good, forever. And this time I mean it.

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  • 355 weeks
    thanks, fimfiction crew.

    Gotta love these new updates. Makes the site look a lot more pretty.

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  • 437 weeks
    You should all totally join this new group of mine.

    The title says it all this time, folks. I'm still having a bit of trouble thinking of a clear way to explain exactly what it is, but I've jumped the gun and made a group for it anyway.

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    4 comments · 395 views
  • 450 weeks
    I guess this is it, you guys. Last blog ever, what a milestone.

    I've been sitting at my desk for the past half-hour trying to think of a good song to quote to get this rolling, but I'm quickly coming around to the realization that there isn't any really way to do something like this other than to just do it. So, without further ado, here I go:

    I'm leaving FiMFiction.

    Yep, there we go.

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  • 495 weeks
    Amateur Artists Unite!

    My (totally awesome, and, in now way, intimidating) Boss told me that I should push a group of his, so, even though I'm totally a loose-canon-know-it-all-smart-ass-bad-boy-rogue-sherrif-loner, I figure I'll go ahead and do it, but not because he told me to; I make my own decisions.

    Now, I'm sure a lot of you reading this are like:

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Mar
27th
2013

Interactive Pony: ENGAGE · 1:14am Mar 27th, 2013

Jesus Christ, I just found this in the settings.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!

Not too crazy about Rainbow Dash, but this is slowly helping her climb up my list of favorite pony. It's gonna be hard to beat Trixie though.

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Comments ( 50 )

I KNOW, RIGHT? I FRIGGIN' LOVE THAT THING! (except she constantly prevents me from clicking things...)

I had forgotten how great it was. Thank you very much for reigniting my love of Interactive Dashie!

949985

Tis a small (temporary) loss, my friend!

950004 What makes you so sure that I'm a man, man?

I mean, I am, but that's beside the point, you sexist.

950007 WOAH, YOU'RE ALIEN?! THAT'S SO AWESOME!

950007

That's my go-to response.
It's like, if you were talking to a chick AND a dude at the same time, you wouldn't say something like "Alright dude and dudette!" or "Hey, guys and girl!".

So, if you do happen to be a girl, my apologies, but that's just how I talk.

950017>>950018

Mwahaha... I cite my last comment.

950023

Well, just as long as all of us are on the same page.

950023 Curses, foiled again...

950032>>950031 You two are frickin' hilarious. Oh, wait... has winter been wrapped-up yet?

950075 I am your virgins. Bring me your god.

950122 Uhm...I am A god? Does that count?

950134 Everything counts, but only up to 32. After that it's all a mess of ones and zeroes.

950155 So...you're a chick, right?

950163 That's a bit personal, but no.

950181 STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.

950206 What's new, pussycat? Whoa-whoa-oh-oh!

950224 Great, now I have to switch laptops.

950237 What? Videos don't really... play on my primary laptop. They don't work, either. You know, you're not really all that elusive. Then again, I'm not all that hispanic, so...

950253 That's what my bio says!

950267 Your bio says that I'm not hispanic? That's... weird. Now I'm beginning to wonder if we're the same person.

950275 I mean non-elusive-ness.:derpytongue2:

950282 Well, duh. I was attempting humor. I have disgraced my Klan.

950293 All up in your face because that was epic.

950308 MY NAME IS ELUSIVE PHOENIX AND I AM BAD AT WRITING MUSIC!

950311 MY NAME IS CAPTAIN SANCHEZ AND I JUST REALIZED THAT MY COMPUTER DOESN'T RECOGNIZE AN ALL-CAPS "SANCHEZ" AS A WORD. WEIRD, HUH? OH, HEY, REMEMBER THAT KIDS' SHOW ABOUT THOUSE CIRCLE PEOPLE? THEY WERE YELLOW AND I DON'T MEAN THE SIMPSONS BECAUSE THAT ISN'T A KIDS' SHOW. THERE WAS THAT ONE KID WHO WAS A COLLECTION OF SQUARES, I THINK, WHICH WAS SOME KIND OF "ALL RACES SHOULD GET ALONG" POINT. OR HE WAS THEIR EQUIVALENT OF A FEAT KID, I GUESS. HARD TO TELL.

950330 It was on the Disney channel. The Earth was square and everyone as some kind of springy robot. Weird show concept, right?

950335.....OH....MY...GOD...
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED.
(Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? was the greatest show ever, so much better than whatever it is we just remembered...)

950347 You mean Osmosis Jones?

950354 NO, I MEAN ROBOT JONES! (I saw OJ yesterday...it was great...)

950358 Oh. I don't recall having ever watched Robot Jones. Well, maybe I do, but the name isn't ringing any bells. Mmmm... Orange Juice. Wait, I hate Orange Juice.

Eeeew... Orange Juice.

Oh, Sweet Celestia, I loved that show!

950377>>950369

I leave to go sit down and watch "Saving Private Ryan", and this is how you two repay me?

I ain't even mad.
Glad to meet you CaptainSanchez, and stay out in the open, Elusive.

950776 Remember to keep this skies clear so you can see the flames!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

950776 It's been fun watching you in your sleep, Lawdy.

951230

Sleep?
My boy, I've been developing an idea for a story all that time!

951313 Oooh... skinteresting. Arresting? Obsessing? Nah, just messing.

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