• Member Since 11th Oct, 2012
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# toastman

I hate talking about myself. I always either feel like I'm being too modest or I'm bragging. There's no way to win!

toastman Joined 11th Oct, 2012 · Offline

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• ## 462 weeks I've made an amazing discovery!

We have user IDs. I did not know we had user IDs. Like, it's just a number displayed next to your avatar on your account page. What does it DO?! I feel like something needs to be done with them. Maybe someone can come up with some sort of chart where each digit of the ID corresponds to a piece of information that's different depending on which number is at that digit. Like those name things,

• ## 467 weeks Good first impressions, maybe?

Oh my glob I'm writing a blog post! This is quite the thrill. I don't even really know what to talk about... Maybe I should make a list. Yes, a list sounds good.

Things I will talk about in today's blog post:

1. The fact that this is. in fact, a blog post.
2. Something else that someone might be interested in.

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# I've made an amazing discovery! · 5:52am Mar 21st, 2013

We have user IDs. I did not know we had user IDs. Like, it's just a number displayed next to your avatar on your account page. What does it DO?! I feel like something needs to be done with them. Maybe someone can come up with some sort of chart where each digit of the ID corresponds to a piece of information that's different depending on which number is at that digit. Like those name things, where if the first letter of your first name is J, your new first name will be Aardvark, but if it's L, then it'll be Banana. The last letter of your first name would decide your new last name. Am I making any sense, here? Like, if the first number of your ID is 5, the first word of a nickname given to you would be The. If the second number is 7, the second word might be Great. These are just examples of course. The system could give someone with the ID 57482 a nickname of:

5=The
7=Great
4=And
8=Powerful
2=Lemon Wizard

Maybe someone with an ID of 37482 would be:

3=A
7=Great
4=And
8=Powerful
2=Lemon Wizard

Everyone would have a nickname completely unique to them because everybody's ID is different! It's perfect! This must happen. It can't not be a thing. I will abscond until a system has been invented. Together, we can change the way we think of user IDs forever.

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