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  • 248 weeks
    New Story coming...

    I do apologize for being quiet these last few years, with the occasional one-shot here and there. However, I recently got into an RP with a friend who's helped me bigtime expand my imagination in response to the disappointments that have been the last few seasons.

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  • 383 weeks
    Delays and College

    As you all well know, my latest story is months and months since being updated. There is a reason for that, you know; School sucks. Add to that it's been over a decade since I graduated high school and you see where my problem lies. Luckily for me the Veteran's Administration is footing the bill!

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  • 417 weeks
    New Story

    Sorry, everypony, but the third story in the series is delayed. Had to double-up on summer classes to remain on track for graduation, which has still be pushed back to the end of this fall semester.

    Did manage to catch up on my reading in the interim and finally got to play Dawn of War II: Retribution.

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  • 427 weeks
    End of the Semester. Woot!

    Woo-Hoo!

    With the end of the Spring semester (and that damn math course) I have time to work on stories.

    Good news? Final Chapter to the Rogue Stallion is at the pre-reader.

    Bad news?

    ... I flunked the Math Course, and might be held over another semester before I can transfer to the University.

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  • 436 weeks
    Another song...

    I'll admit, I've read only one story of the 'New Lunar Republic' - "The Oncoming Storm" by Whirlwind
    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33367/the-oncoming-storm - and each time I can't help but think...

    Tribute to the Union of Socialist New Lunar Republics

    Sung to the tune of "Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

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2013

Another song... · 9:05pm Mar 19th, 2013

I'll admit, I've read only one story of the 'New Lunar Republic' - "The Oncoming Storm" by Whirlwind
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33367/the-oncoming-storm - and each time I can't help but think...

Tribute to the Union of Socialist New Lunar Republics

Sung to the tune of "Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

To Canterlot I came seeking fortune;
But they made me work til I’m dead.
The bourgeoisie have it so easy,
Celestia's putting gold on her bread.
The people of Ponyville are hungry,
But think what a feast there could be;
If we could create a Socialist State,
That cared for the ponies like me:

I am the Stallion who arranges the blocks,
That descend upon me from up above.
They come down and I spin them around,
'Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine,
And the lines will be formed as they fall -
Then I see that I have misjudged it!
I should not have nudged it after all.
Can I have a long one please?
Why must these infernal blocks tease?

I am the Colt who arranges the blocks,
That continue to fall from up above.
Come Ponykind! Let the Workers Unite!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks,
But the land lord and tax man bleed me dry.
We tried compromise; then Celestia Lied!
Now we know that the old regime must die.
Long live Luna, kill the Tsar!
We salute the moon and stars!

I am the Mare who arranges the blocks,
That continue to fall from up above.
The food on your plate now belongs to the State!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I have no choice in arranging the blocks,
Under Bolshevik rule what they say goes.
The rule of the game is we all are the same,
And my blocks must create unbroken rows.
Long live Luna! She loves you!
Sing these words, or you know what we’ll do...

I am the Filly who arranges the blocks,
That are made by our friends in Germane lands.
They do not come late, and they don’t hesitate,
While we’re working to Trixie’s Five Year Plan.
I am the Stallion who arranges the tanks,
That will make Celestia's Nazis go away.
The Fuhrer will be dead, and Equestria will be Red!
Then we will point all of our guns the Changling's way!
We shall live forever more!
We can start a NUCLEAR WAR!

I am the Colt who arranges the blocks,
That are building a highly secret base.
Hip Hip Hurrah! For the U.S.N.L.R.!
We are sending our Ponies to outer space.
I am the Mare who arranges the blocks,
That will make a new home for all our foals.
Ponies, Unite! We shall do what is right;
And we'll make a regime of peace and love!
We should all do better or...
We'll be stomped in the Nightmare's War!

I am the Stallion who arranges the blocks...
But tomorrow I'll think, I'll stay in bed.
They'll still come on down and then spin all around,
'Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
We know that we'll be better, Ah!
If we brought down Celestia!

I am the Mare who arranges the blocks,
That continue to fall from up above!
Our land is free! So much food for me!
That is why I should care for peace and love!
Our land is free! So much food for me!
That is why I should care for peace and love!
Peace and love, peace and love!

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