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Barrel-of-fun


Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

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  • 495 weeks
    WordPress Blog

    So for anyone who follows me but has not seen the latest chapter or Wild Card: Two of a Kind, here's the general message of my author's note:

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  • 545 weeks
    Song Lyrics Fiasco

    Apparently there's some butthurt rangers going round reporting fics that have song lyrics in them, which is against the rules or something. So yeah, I'm gonna be doing some editing on the earlier chapters to cut out lyrics and avoid getting my ass sued by people with more money than God.

    And that last sentence should pretty much sum up my feelings on this whole matter.

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  • 557 weeks
    My apologies

    No update for Wild Card this week I'm afraid. Just not feeling it at the moment. I'll be back when I manage to get out of this funk I'm stuck in at the moment. Honestly, I just want to get this story over and done with, but can't find the inspiration to write anything that doesn't look like complete tripe.

    Sigh

    See you next week probably.

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  • 560 weeks
    Wild Card Updates

    No chapter this week I'm afraid. I'm away on a visit to the university that I'll (hopefully) be going to in a couple of months as part of an induction weekend. Whilst this does mean that I don't have access to my computer (writing this on my Ipod at the moment) and, thus, cannot do any writing or uploading, it does mean that I do have access to a load of alcohol and some very cool people.

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  • 563 weeks
    Problems

    I have encountered a small problem whilst trying to write the next chapter of Wild Card. A small problem known as the Greater Demon of Writer's Block. Seriously, I have been staring at a piece of paper for about two days now, desperately trying to think of what I want to happen in the next chapter and so far all I've got is: 'maybe a battle of some kind?'

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Mar
13th
2013

Wild Card Update · 3:41pm Mar 13th, 2013

The pen strikes the paper once, leaving a black mark behind on the once pristine sheet. After that it moves no more, merely hovers above the white canvas like a seabird hovering above a flat ocean, wondering where all the fish are. The author looks down from on high at what he has created so far, the small blemish on the paper marking out a rune that most speakers of English would recognize as an 'A'. After a few moments he looked up at the audience, the vast collective of intelligences that observed his work with scrutinising criticism. He knew they could hear him, they were always watching, always waiting. Nervously, he opened his dry mouth and addressed them directly.

"I have no idea what to write..."


So yeah, basically that is my main problem. I mean, there's a bunch of other problems as well, such as illness, coursework, exams and such alike. A whole myriad of problems that conspire to rob me of my free time and drive me towards insanity. Because of this, I won't be updating Wild Card this week as I really have no idea what to do next with the story. I'll take a break from studying soon to try and think of some ideas but until then I am a bit lost. I apologise and thank you for your patience.

Sorry,
Barrel-of-fun

P.S. If anyone feels they have any good ideas for what can happen in the story next then feel free to put them in the comments section on this post. I seriously need some inspiration right now. Thank you.

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Comments ( 15 )

you could make wild card fight an evil, red and black, OP, alicorn OC... :fluttershyouch::derpytongue2:

A trip to las Pegasus, Oceans eleven style

a trip to Los Pegasas where ace is pursued for 'cheating' when it was just luck while, so his winnings and money are kept by the house. So he tries to rob it to get his money back (and then some), gets caught but hauls arse and losses the pursuers. iron and summer get sh*t luck and pay off have to participate in a tournament at first they fight monsters to "weed out the wind bags" , get far and both either A) fight eachother in he last round, or B) be a tag team and take on the tag team finalists. meanwhile as the fighting goes on Ace wanders in gets a box seat with his 'winnings' finds out two things, the local casino he litterally and figuratively stole from owns the staidium and a good chunk of the box other box seats and that the love birds are down in the ring. Kicking anything looking remotely like an arse(not literally but do what you want).

Well, list of ideas, just off the top off my head.

Ace going to ponyville, tormenting Twilight with obscure references and Lyra going bonkers over his and Iron will's hands, all the while further exploring the relationship between iron and Storm. The overall plot for the period could be some kind of mystery involving the everfree forrest.

Meeting some of the other chess players, maybe Griffin or Echo. Possibly some of the lesser known ones, like Jazz, Ember or Missy. Maybe talk with the authors and figure something out.

Canterlot and more of the relationship between Luna and Ace would be nice too.

That's about all I have, But I'll report back if I think of more :twilightsmile:

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All are awesome ideas and I may end up using them at some point...except perhaps the alicorn OC one...but I'm currently looking for a way to finish off the current ark in Manehatten. Like, what can Ace and Co. do next against the pirates...to be honest, I have a few ideas but I'm not entirely sure what to do with them. Thanks for the help guys :pinkiehappy: you's da best

914806 I kid! I kid!... mostly.

but yeah, do something involving Ace doing something stupid like: getting highly explosive barrels(of fun) and rolling them onto the pirates. or any other enemy.:derpytongue2:

More magic shows for profit.

Put tacos in for filler. Tacos always lead to backstory.:pinkiehappy:

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Well, since it has already been established that the only reason the pricesses hasnt intervened is false information, they could show up and help figure some of the legal hijinks out, while the trio still get to solve the main problem with the pirates hvaing physical control over the city.

If you mean what the plan to stop them entails, the basics of warfare dictates cutting off their supplies. Maybe Ace could set up some traps on the ships, or Iron could weaken in the hulls, thus sabotaging them without being discovered. Or They could use a combination of Ace's stelath, Storm's magic and Iron's knowledge of smithing to sneak in and weaken the structural integrity of their weapons, thus heightening the odds of success.

This is all in the build up phase of the plan though, and if you're talking about the combat itself, Ace could utilise his magic card of decks and his stealth more tactically than just throwing at a whim, by sneaking behind enemy lines and neutralizing the unicorns first, maybe with the help of the younger guards, so the brawlers have a bigger chance of winning the fight. Again, this assumes the plan even involves fighting, it could just as well be a covert operation to get rid of the leaders of the pirates, in which case a diversion would be in order.

I don't have a lot to work with really, since I don't know what your plan is, but it should stay that way, I like to be pleasantly suprised :twilightsmile:

Oh and BTW, double reply? Sweet! :pinkiecrazy:

Oh, and I apologise for the grammar and such, it was written kind of fast :twilightblush:

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Lol, my bad with the double reply, sorry about that.

Hmmm, you've given me some ideas that I'm going to expand upon. It's true that I've made the pirates of Manehatten a difficult force to defeat so I'll need some serious power or tactics to deal with them. I have ideas...now I just need time and words.

Thanks for you help :twilightsmile:

more hats, just sayin'

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Always happy to be of assistance :twilightsmile:

And if you really do use one of my ideas, I fear for what sanity I have left. The resulting happiness might well kill me :pinkiecrazy:

Get your tricorne Ace, you're going to do sea-battle with bandits in Manehatten! :rainbowdetermined2:
-Glassed

When I read "recognize as an 'A'" I'm like "should've wrote 'the' instead!" SpongeBob lovers know why.

But yeah, Wild Card not updating? I'd rather you take your time to make a good chapter, not just spit one out.

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