Why am I in the Popular Stories column? · 5:45am Feb 26th, 2013
That wasn't supposed to happen. Do I have to make some sort of ritualistic sacrifice now? Because I don't know if I'd be up for that (it's always a nightmare of paperwork).
Anywho, a hearty thanks to all new readers for the support. It means the world to me that all my keyboard flailing is amounting to something. I hope that what I keep writing continues to entertain. And that it also comes at a considerably steadier pace (I detest month-long breaks between chapters, especially since they are primarily fueled by my own laziness).
A particular shoutout to all these Many Deaths fans coming up here. After reading all these wonderful comments (which are like crack to me), I have come to a simple conclusion for all of you, something that I say with endless love and appreciation:
Seek help. Immediately.
That is all, carry on 
Oh I'll seek help alright. . .
-Grabs RD-
RD: What the hay?!
Help me by being amusing!!
-Tosses her into Hazard Land-
RD: OH BUCK!
-Takes popcorn out and enjoys the resulting carnage-
That's good therapy that is. . . I love Entrophy curses.
And it makes me happy to be helping out with something popular. ;)
Great job, and I can't wait to read more. :D
Yes. You must ritualistically sacrifice your free time.
I'm sorry. It's the only way.