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Master Lyra


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Feb
16th
2013

Well I suppose you guys have been expecting this... · 11:19pm Feb 16th, 2013

(Also working on collab for collab cage, will be done by March 30 or earlier + Laugh Shack sometime)

Okay. Having just finished the season finale, and having watched all of the episodes thus far... I can finally say for certain...
/activateragggggge

SEASON 3 WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER ASININE HORSESHIT

oh shit guiz mf has an opinion watch that fgt explain it

1. I'M DISCORD, ULTIMATE PUSSY
Okay. wtf. That episode was terrible.
This episode in a nutshell:
FANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFANPANDERINGFAN

Seriously though, man! Not cool to simultaneously
A. make Fluttershy look bad.
B. make Discord look bad.
C. make Celestia look like a retard.

2. I'M PR0NCESST TWALITE LOLOLOLOOLO
No. Just... no.

3. HASBRO: ULTIMATE MONEY PINCHING YOGHURT CANNON
This doesn't necessarily refer to Season 3 per se, but holy shit Hasbro wtf u doin? The shutdown of Fighting is Magic (lol hey u no what lets shut down a non profit organization hueueueueuue), Gameloft My Little Pony Game (PAY TO PLAY: THE VIDEO GAME), TWALITE PR0NCESST (A.K.A. Operation: PromotionPromotionPromotion), EQUESTRIAN GIRLS (HOLY SHIT HRGAHHFHFHFHFH) all equate to bullshit marketing schemes that don't make any sense other than to make Hasbro loads of delicious brony cash.

4. BABS SEED (A.K.A BROOKLYN: THE STEREOTYPE)
DAT ACCENT

5. OOC EVERYONE
EVERYONE IN THIS SEASON HAS BEEN OOC IN SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. WHY. STICK WITH YOUR OWN CHARACTERS PLZZZZZ

6. 13 EPISODES OF PURE SHIT
EXCEPT FOR WONDERBOLT ACADEMY, THAT ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD. MAGIC DUEL WAS ONLY OKAY. BUT STILL

7. ALIIIIIICORNNNN TWWWAAAAAAALIGHTHHTHT AND EQUESTRIAN GIRLS
THESE ARE THE MOST RAGE INDUCING THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN
EVER

1000000. NUMBER ONE SHITTINESS: BRONIES
OKAY. I GET IT. PEOPLE ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINIONS. THAT'S FINE. BUT THIS... WHY. WHY DO PEOPLE CONTINUE TO PUT UP WITH SHIT LIKE GAEMLOFT?!?!?!?! WE'RE BECOMING WHAT WE THOUGHT WE WEREN'T: A VERY EASY FIT TO THE STEREOTYPE. WE'RE SUCKERS. I LIKE THE SHOW BUT DAMN. I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE EVERY PART OF IT TO BE A BRONY, RIGHT? WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT?! IT'S SO HUMILIATING TO HEAR ABOUT BRONIES DOING STUPID, STUPID SHIT AND THAT I'M LUMPED INTO THE BUNCH OF THESE. WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH IT? WE'RE HASBRO'S BITCH, WE BUY TONS OF THEIR MERCHANDISE AND HAVE MADE THEIR SHOW BE SUCCESSFUL, SO WHY DON'T WE STAND UP AGAINST THIS? WE MUST IGNITE THE THUNDER OF FREEDOM, FOR GLORY, FOR HONOR, FOR THE BROTHERHOOD! THERE IS STILL REDEMPTION, I KNOW IT! BUT WITH INACTION WILL COME GREAT MISERY! RISE WITH ME, GOOD BRONIES, RISE! WE CAN SET THINGS RIGHT!

(We're the first one, not the pussy second one)

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH

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Comments ( 6 )

First off, one of your "fan pandering" comments stretched out into your other blogs. It's rather hilarious. But, allow me to comment:

1. I still think, on this part, you're overreacting. Discord was NEVER EVIL! From the start, Celestia used the word "mischievous", and all I saw from Discord was him goofing up Ponyville and laughing. He was never really "bad" like that anyway! And, well, Fluttershy was like that from the start. I WISH she had stayed in her "Putting Your Hoof Down" attitude, but sadly it wasn't meant to be. Come on, Discord is awesome; doesn't seeing him as an anti-hero and a good guy make for a better story than him being evil and always losing? I guess when almost all the characters are likeable, it's hard to hate any of them. I don't know.

2. Uh...I can't really understand your internet speech, but...well, whatever you said about Twilight, yes. I can't STAND what happened to her in this season. It basically almost ruined the series, if you ask me. When you ruin/change your star character, you CAN'T expect everyone to just accept it and be happy with it. Not a good move.

3. Couldn't agree more. The shutting down of the MLP: Fighting Is Magic? Completely uncalled for and selfish. But, this IS the same company that took away our precious Derpy for the sake of "satisfying" one liar of a whiner. Equestrian Girls...er...well, I wanted to give it a chance, but...the more I think about it, the worse I feel. I think you're right again. Basically, everything you said here is completely right.

4. I honestly like Babs. Yes, a stereotype, but she was still cute. And a bullied victim is never anything to laugh at.

5. Again, fully agree.

6. Oh, come on! Five of the episodes were good! Well, you hated the Discord one, which I loved, but the others were nice that I had in my top five! Seriously, you didn't like Scootaloo opening up and getting her own episode?

7. Oh, trust me, I started to rage as well. In fact, I might just have to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UKnn5fSbo

8. THANK YOU! Dear God, these "bronies" ARE absolutely ridiculous! Look, I buy a lot of the stuff. I watch religiously. I write stories. I view pictures I probably shouldn't. I role-play. But, I do NOT dress up like a creep and dance around in the streets and try to convert every single person I see and then act like a bastard when people don't like it. They try WAY too hard. There's being a fan, then there's just being a douche. We can love something without going overboard, right? And...I don't know; taking a stand might be good in the short term, but it might end the show. Do we really want that? I still love it, despite what they've done so far. I mean...Derpy is gone, Twilight is ruined, a good game was unfairly shut down, a human version is apparently in the making...but, we can't just abandon the show!

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1. No. You don't understand. He twisted the Mane 6's friendship away in the Season 2 episode, so why does he randumb-ly start to value it? I told you in the other blog post that I don't see him as evil, rather misunderstood. It feel like they just slapped him in for no reason for anything other than fan service. The plot was generally weak, anyway.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.
4. No.
5. Yes.
6. NO.
7. Yes!
8. YESSSSSS. I came to this one.

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1. Um...well...maybe he was "twisting" their friendship because he honestly never had a friend, and instead of try to seek it, he just did what he had always done: be mischievous. I mean, I don't know. You make a good point, since Trixie coming back was probably fan service as well, but I still love that we got to see her again. And, just leaving Discord in stone is heartless; I'm glad he came back. I think we just both agree that a two-parter would've worked better.
2. Good.
3. Good.
4. Meanie.
5. Good.
6. YES! We can't just ignore Scootaloo forever! What was so gosh darn bad about the episode? At least Scootaloo is cute and likeable.
7. Yay, you're excited!
8. That is good to note, and I am for some reason very happy that you did. :scootangel:

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The Scootaloo one just felt forced to no end. And dat Luna shit... for some reason it bugs me to no end. I don't know why, and I have no explanation for it... I just dislike it.
Also mmmmmmmmm I slather myself in your complements.

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