Good first impressions, maybe?

Oh my glob I'm writing a blog post! This is quite the thrill. I don't even really know what to talk about... Maybe I should make a list. Yes, a list sounds good.

Things I will talk about in today's blog post:

1. The fact that this is. in fact, a blog post.
2. Something else that someone might be interested in.

The list is complete! Perfect. Now to talk about them. Well, the first one is already done, so I'll go straight to the second one. What might someone be interested in? Let's see... Toast? I think toast is great. I could talk about toast for HOURS. But, then again, I already wrote a story about it, so maybe everybody has had enough toast for now... What else? Hmm... Why is everybody so hard to entertain?! Is nothing interesting to you people?!

Sorry. I didn't mean that. The stress of writing a blog post must be getting to me. Maybe I should just give up for now. Oh well. Next time, I'll come better prepared, and will have made a better list! Not that it can really get much better than it already is. Just look at it! Have you ever seen such a list in your life before now? I didn't think so. Still, I should stop now before I undergo some sort of seizure from the pure excitement involved with writing a blog post. I think I'll have a good slice of toast. You might think me a cannibal, but if you were made of bacon, would you not eat your own kind, too?