Hasbro's Brew · 1:08am Feb 11th, 2013
Sing along, everypony!
Hasbro's Brew
They're cooking up a lawsuit with the knowledge they've accrued,
Rainbow Dash can't Present a case, so prepare to be sued,
They've rounded up the folks who used intellectual proper-tay,
They've had their fun for too long, time to take it all away!
Watch as they work their legal magic,
DMCA and C&D,
Watch now as Hasbro turns to assholes,
Open the worm-can, you'll see!
Gabu, do you fear these uptight moves?
Investigations might get smacked up by their nameless derpy hooves,
I'm a princess,
Look at my dress!
Fighting Is Magic, oh so tragic,
WhiteDoveCreations, sterilization,
MLP Online, such a bad time,
Wonder what's next, probably the fanfics
EQD says let it be, the works are dead and gone,
"They've crushed our souls, greedy and cold, accept it and move on",
If you live outside the US the show you must live without,
They're too busy counting RMB and spitting on Lauren Faust
Watch as they work the pre-teen market
Pegasus wings on a unicorn,
God help the outcasts who give them their cash,
Someday they're gonna go broke
Someday, they're gonna go broke.
yes, first we get the lawsuit and the we get the cupcakes!
Anyone want to sing this and put it on Youtube? Otherwise I'm gonna do it.