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  • 175 weeks
    A scheme for monetizing fanfiction website

    You want to read stories and you want to read good stories right?

    Look at patreon. They harvest lots of small amounts of money and gives it to creators. It makes money by taking a percentage.

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  • 301 weeks
    New Story (The Rise of Demon King Spike)

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    Oddly I couldn't find it.

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  • 318 weeks
    Bronycan

    I'll be going to Bronycan on Saturday and Sunday. I seem to have committed an error in attending without ensuring I had people to meet there.

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  • 337 weeks
    The Campsite

    It was a road like any other. It stretched between two settlements in the periphery of Equestria. Specifically it connected a minor hamlet that capitalized on an exotic fishery and the village where the nearest market was. Here it was the middle of such a road. Roughly equal distance between the two locations were few ponies traveled and fewer still met.

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  • 359 weeks
    The perfect honeymoon

    At last Shining Armor was alone with his beloved bride. He ran his eyes along her luxurious pink coat, her perfect figure, the bold wings that marked her Princesshood and at last lingered on her soft and kind eyes.

    Her lying eyes.

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Feb
10th
2013

Just 'cause · 11:50am Feb 10th, 2013

"Why are we doing this again?" Twilight sparkle as a dollop of whipped cream oozed off of her nose.

"To save Equestria from the zomponies, duh." Pinkie Pie replied.

Jack the self insert human character simply shrugged as he opened another bucket of confectionery topping.

"How does a weird interracial orgy with my closest friends stop brain eating zomponies?"

"Technically Twilight, it's a reverse gang bang not an orgy. That would be gay." Rarity flipped a stray curl dripping in honey.

"I've read up on zomponies and I've never heard of any kind of intercourse having a significant effect."

"Twilight, just this once will you be a team player here?"

"Yeah, you aren't the one who has to clean jam out of her wings when this is done..."

"Even if this doesn't work it's nice being together... even if I kinda wish we where doing something else..." Fluttershy tried to shake the excess custard out of her wings.

"It just makes no sense. It's like I'm trapped in a horrible fiction written by a horny teenage male!"

The argument was interrupted by loud banging at the door as hungry zomponies redoubled there effort at breaking down the door.

"We'd better get started," said Jack the self insert human character.

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You may proceed. :eeyup:

What?:rainbowhuh:
Wait are they going to:rainbowderp:... Oh my.:twilightblush:

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