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  • 465 weeks
    You know you have Swag when...

    Everything bad that happens on the site is instantly blamed by you and all evidence is ignored. I feel so euphoric knowing that I have gained enough hate to be blamed on more shit than Obama.

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  • 465 weeks
    Illuminati and IGN/Zoe Quinn connection confirmed

    IGN has three letters in its name?
    the first letter in it is "I"
    "I" is pronounced "Eye"
    IGN = 3 + EYE
    Illuminati has 3 sides and an eye
    Zoe Quinn fucked people at IGN for good reviews
    Zoe Quinn's game is called "Depression Quest"
    Again look, THREE "S"s and ONE "eye"
    You know what word starts with the letter "S"?
    SIDE Put them together now
    THREE Sides and ONE eye!

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  • 466 weeks

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  • 466 weeks
    Yo cunt's. I'm back from the dead.

    And still a raging faggot lel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Did I miss anything in my year long hiatus?

    0 comments · 331 views
  • 550 weeks
    An Explanation of sorts.

    Well. I got some free time and figured I would Let you all know why I'm leaving.

    1) Starting a Collab account with my friends to make highly graphic gore/dark fics.

    2) Guitar Lessons.

    3) School

    4) "Personal" reasons

    5) Hate 90% of the shit I got myself into on this account.

    Well, there is some of the reasoning. I got to go now.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? · 11:05pm Feb 8th, 2013

Well? What would you do?

2x points if you also have what you would do for it's thicker, more chocolaty shell.

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Comments ( 12 )

I would cause the apocalypse for a Klondike Bar.

808622 I would pleasure your prostate for a Klondike bar. :moustache:

809254 I want to fuck a pony. :moustache:


I would eat a bowl of cereal... without the milk. *Puts on best fake smile ever while trying not to giggle*


You sir have gained over 9999 Internets for that!

810146 I would rather have 69 internets. :moustache:

Do you see what I did there? :moustache:

810146 And before you ask, Yes, I am drunk. :moustache:

809478 the situation, and my surroundings.

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