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  • 302 weeks
    OC Pottery

    Pear had to stop, to think and wonder
    As an alpha wolf tore his ass asunder
    How he made such an awful blunder
    Underneath the starry sky.

    "What say you?" to the wolf, he said
    As the beast made his anus spread
    Alas, no reply, but growling instead,
    Red was dripping down his thigh.

    Some time later, the Pear was done.
    The Big Bad Wolf had had his fun
    No longer in any fit state to run

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  • 315 weeks
    dr pavel

    im cia

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  • 323 weeks
    New Avatar

    It's pearple prose's IRL unedited face.

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Pear is still a douche · 10:21pm Feb 6th, 2013

Well, the title says it all really. I mean Pear's good at writing, but his chapters are too short and he uses too many slashes and colons where they aren't needed, so pear, stop doing that. Also chapter production is down even more because Pear is STILL writing this other non-pony book which is (annoyingly) better than AotR so I'm still pissed. Worst of all, He refuses to use my Idea for a name: ADVENTURE OF DEATH III even though it's the best ever.

In other news, I wrote some more stuff and stuff happened, soon afterwards there was a thing then I listened to some music then I lied for a bit and made people unhappy then Levi's "Chapter" (It's pornographic) got confiscated, then everything else in the world went to shit and I might just go and jump off a bridge in the morning.

Happy days.

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