Jan
28th
2013
CALLING ALL RARITY HATERS!!! · 2:14am Jan 28th, 2013
I know that some of you might like Rarity... but I KNOW that a lot of you out there would like to see Rarity skewered with a flaming napalm coated telephone pole up her quim and out her mouth!
Well, my good stalkers readers/followers, The Three Dashes (Me, Inspectah Dash, and Inferno demon Dash) have put together a Group just for you.
Yes, this will be a place for us to post our favorite fics and artwork of all of us tearing that whining whorse apart! (and saving Sweetie Belle from further corruption by that evil walrus-fucker!
So, COME JOIN US! I'm bringing marshmallows!
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I wanna fuck Rarity as well.
I'm sorry, but... it was too tempting.
759884 We'll let you have a turn on the rape train!
759884 Yeah, I bet it was.
What about fics that don't have Rarity in them at all? Will you have those as well?
Like, SpikeBloom fics!
I'm not here to join...or critizise. I just wanna ask: What happened to "I will love and tolerate the shit out of you."? Groups in favor of an aspect of the fandom are one thing but groups AGAINST!? I hope you guys don't have to deal with much backlash from the rest of the fandom... As for me? Pretend I'm like the spirit that comes before the ghosts of past present and future.
You know, when I first started watching ponies, I didn't like Rarity much.
But then I noticed how dynamic and dimensional she was in her personality. 
And being the Element of Generosity helped support her realistic yet still pretty typical personality. 
And, well, though Rarity isn't even in my Top 5 or Top 10 favorite ponies, I've grown to respect the prettiest pony in Ponyville.
And I freaken love her little sister. -->
Hooves down, though: Twilight is best pony.
759940 Do not follow me then. Have you wondered WHY you haven't seen me on Skype lately?
I blocked you there. Cause you showed the same attitude you have now.
Have a nice life.
759919 Hmmm.....good point
But this is our personal option, I personally really, really dislike Rarity, though I have nothing against those that do like her
759980 This said it perfectly!
759980 It's fine really. I mean really, it's the internet! We have Rule #34 and #63 among other silly things! This was to be expected.
Again though, know that you guys are in for a rough time from others. Heck! I already see some people complaining! Just make sure to respond to hatemail with dignity and respect should you choose to do so.
My view on Rarity is kinda.. mixed. I don't hate her, yet I don't like her either. I guess you could say.. She's pretty and nice to look at. Until she speaks.
Let's say that there was a pony I didn't like. At all.
Let's say that, around my house, when there's an episode where this pony once again displays why she's utterly useless, and incapable of so much as assisting her friends without several hooves and a few paws to the ass to make her do anything, I yell at the screen "Fuck you,
!"
I still wouldn't make a hate group for said pony. Other people like this pony. Good people. People that I like being friends with. I don't want to make them uncomfortable, this is a public place and I like to think I have decent manners in public.
If I were you guys, I'd rethink your group. Why not support a pony you like, like, say, Dash, by making a group for Dash that features only the best fics, and organizes them in a way that makes sense? I'd totally be behind that!
760053
There are already a bunch of groups for that...
And I am certain that there will be one made like that for Derpy in the near future... for all of us who
that adorable pegasus
760089 Going to make that group now it will be called....ALL HAIL DERPY HOOVES!!!
My favorite pony in all of Equestria, any fic with Derpy will be accepted, period
760018 You make a very valid point, *brohoof*
760121 Oh HELL YEAH!!!
We gonna get the Third Dash to join as well?
Ok, I need to get some artwork commissioned
Rarity is a bitch, and that's why I love her.
War were declared
760155 Rarity's Bitches... wasn't Silver Spoon one of them?
760165
Everyone will be Rarity's bitch sooner or later.
Unless she gets convicted for attempted murder first.
760128 *Brofist*
760187 Or fillyphilia
Someone needs to warn Rarity that ten will get you twenty!
760137 And who is that? Also, how the buck do I get a picture onto my new fic? LOL, no idea bro
760200
Yep
760019 We could always tape her mouth shut. And by "tape", I mean "weld".
760155 War? You're outnumbered 8-to-1. You will surrender, just like the French, though slightly less pathetically!
760246 Thanks for rememberin' me bro.
images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111107185012/zelda/es/images/f/fb/Forever_alone.jpg
760019
Or you catch her playing Hide The Stick with some strange stallion
760246 You talking a cover image?
And the third Dash is Inspectah Dash btw...
You know, the third founding member of our AWESOME Group
760324 I REMEMBERED YOU BRO!!! *hugs*
760324
It ain't the size of the bitch in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the bitch.
760324 *Bear hugs* I can't spell your name
760350 I got one for my group, I made a group it's called All hail Derpy Hooves! Hope you like it
and ah.....I knew that 
My bad
760381 This about sums up the fight in Rarity
At least she is honest about her looks
760390 Send the link to the Derpy group
760381 Now you're joining our group? Selling weapons to both sides, eh? That's never gone wrong before.
759908 Put them in the folder labeled Boring "Rarity Doesn't Die" fics.
760390 It's alright, man. My name is super-complicated.
760422 And she's racist against mules! It's quite a feat to be that big of a bitch.
760425 Kinda reminds me of the Nicholas Cage movie Lord of War
760422
A deliberate subterfuge.
Rarity is a sociopath without the capability for genuine emotional affect. She simply behaves in the manner which will get her what she wants.
760425
As I said in my blog post, having particularly strong feelings about a cartoon character is a symptom of insanity. I have written stories that fit the bill for both sides. In your case, if you want to see Rarity horribly tortured to death, I can recommend few things more strongly than "Mother Hydra."
760454
All the more reason to have her drawn n' quartered!
3/4ths of my wuts
760454 Symptom of insanity? Sounds about right.
760467
You can try, but it won't end well for you at all.
760425 Very good point
760652 Rarity is nothing but a rich crybaby with a Silver Spoon up her twat!
Anyone else dislike Rarity because she reminds them of someone they know in real life?
I know that's my reason.
I think in the series finale all the mane 6 should achieve their life goals except for Rarity who is diagnosed with AIDS, then cue credits.
I might not have written any clop about Rarity, but there's been more than one occasions where I was extraordinarily tempted to do so. Basically, your group sucks and it will never have my approval.
760652 To you and any other who agrees with me, /)
761593 Wasn't meant to grab everyone's approval.
I think Rarity's a germaphobic, stuck up, whiny bitch, but she's still likeable.