Dear Authors

OBSERVE.

"Hello, Rainbow."
"Hey, Twilight."
"That's a nice scarf you have on today, Dash!"
"Thanks, Twi'"
"Want to make out now, Rainbow?"
"Yes, of course, Twilight."

THIS NEEDS TO STOP
YOU DON'T NEED TO DROP NAMES IN EVERY SPOKEN PIECE OF DIALOGUE
ONCE IS USUALLY ENOUGH
I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW ALKDFJALKSDFJALSKDFJKALSDF

Comments

[PonIver]

I laugh so hard but can't resist...
Hey Thyrai, wanna make out?

[soulwinds]

Ouch, sounds like quite the fit. I can't say I've run into that level of author amongst those i normally read. Also, interesting storyline this really short story has...wanna make out?

Sorry, laughing too hard to think straight right now.

[chief maximus]

I've got a mile long read later list because I'm afraid of this exact thing happening.

[OtterMatt]

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Real men read first and rant later, under the comfortable blanket of a scotch-induced haze.
Not that I would know, because I tend to run like the devil himself was chasing me rather than read a fic that goes like that.

[Thyrai]

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I know how it feels. I think it's going to take me 2 or 3 lifetimes to finish everything in my read later

[T6J2E5]

I'm not sure which is funnier: the fact that you find more egregious that each line of dialogue has the recipient's name instead of the laughable content, or the fact that you made a post about this at all.