Surprised there was only one PM. Kind of jealous of the notifications. I might get that many notifications in a month in a good month, but that is with active posting. I pretty sure if I took a month off without posting anything I might come back to see a dozen a most. Shows you have an audience that enjoys your work.
That's like my work inbox when I leave for a vacation
Welcome back!
Good to have you back! 
Welcome back my friend, I didn't even knew that you had went away.
You're back!!
...that explains the SMELL...
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Solution: don't go on vacation.
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Is it good to BE back, though? We'll see...
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Yes, I am kind of forgettable...
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You missed me so much, you've shit yourself upon my return. Now, THAT'S love.
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*hugs*
I'm back what did I miss?
...Clearly, a lot.
You can say that again!
That again!
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Well played! Set myself up for THAT one!
"You. Have. Eighty. Three. New. Notificatios."🤖
Welcome back
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I see you've taken the ethos the show espouses to heart...
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Now, THAT'S a Pinkie joke.
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Yep! Mind where you tread. Yuck.
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Including yours, I presume?
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It's like I've never been away!
Except I have though
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Yup.
Surprised there was only one PM. Kind of jealous of the notifications. I might get that many notifications in a month in a good month, but that is with active posting. I pretty sure if I took a month off without posting anything I might come back to see a dozen a most. Shows you have an audience that enjoys your work.
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Iwas kind of doing an answering machine joke. Apparently it went over everyone's heads.