I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Someone is probably writing an inflation fetish fic about this as we speak.
Human Maud Pie never got over her goth phase and learns languages instead of going to therapy. Or some colour schemes just work better than others.
More exactly an unexpected epilogue to this blog. Seems the mods got the screencap guy:
Source: used to be derpi 3336468, but now it's gone
Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!