The Next Venture · 10:21pm October 2nd
A very small number of you might be wondering whether I am up to anything new, or whether I have resigned myself to the arena of pseudo-nonfictional blogs, which are at turns fanfiction about fanfiction authors. The resounding and grateful answer is 'yes'; I will soon and once again raise my head above the subterrain of post-irony to gaze upon the sunny, big-dicked world of the main page.
It will be a 'mature' medium-length story featuring Pinkie Pie as both protagonist and antagonist, set in a (slightly) alternate universe. The key feature of this universe is that Weird Al was never born--and Pinkie, therefore, will meet a new stallion of her dreams. It will not be smut, though it will deal with sex as a subject, and may even include a plot, characters, and themes.
Thanks for your kind attention,
HM
So completely uncharted territory for you then?
I look forward to it.
You sold me on sex. I like sex! I wouldn't exist without sex, like, literally.
Anyway, go into that big wide yonder of main feed without fear. I'll gladly witness it, even if the cost of it is for Weird Al to disappear.