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  • 9 weeks
    The Next Venture

    A very small number of you might be wondering whether I am up to anything new, or whether I have resigned myself to the arena of pseudo-nonfictional blogs, which are at turns fanfiction about fanfiction authors. The resounding and grateful answer is 'yes'; I will soon and once again raise my head above the subterrain of post-irony to gaze upon the sunny, big-dicked world of the main page.

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  • 22 weeks
    Lore of the Unicorn (9): The Virgin Capture

    We had been on the trail of the unicorn for days, and found ourselves in an underground ruin. Actually, we were back in Connecticut—in the wine cellar belonging to the former manor of Odell Shepard himself; who, besides being the world’s foremost unicorn scholar, became Lieutenant Governor here in the forties. It was the same area where I had grown up, and it turned out that Shepard’s place was

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  • 23 weeks
    Lore of the Unicorn (8): Adventure Time

    It wasn’t enough just to read about the unicorn’s lore. My friends and I had decided to find one for ourselves.

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  • 24 weeks
    Lore of the Unicorn (7): I Saw That the Tara Went Not to the Strong, Nor the Doubling to the Most Fun...


    'Fear and Loathing in Las Pegasus', concept art by fanfiction author M.A. Larson

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  • 25 weeks
    Lore of the Unicorn (6): The Land of Cockayne

    We’ve seen that the origin of the unicorn is zoological—a composite of the Indian rhinoceros, the Persian mule, and the Tibetan antelope, each of which hails from beyond the fringes of ancient Greece, where something like it (the unicorn) was first annotated.

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Oct
2nd
2024

The Next Venture · 10:21pm October 2nd

A very small number of you might be wondering whether I am up to anything new, or whether I have resigned myself to the arena of pseudo-nonfictional blogs, which are at turns fanfiction about fanfiction authors. The resounding and grateful answer is 'yes'; I will soon and once again raise my head above the subterrain of post-irony to gaze upon the sunny, big-dicked world of the main page.

It will be a 'mature' medium-length story featuring Pinkie Pie as both protagonist and antagonist, set in a (slightly) alternate universe. The key feature of this universe is that Weird Al was never born--and Pinkie, therefore, will meet a new stallion of her dreams. It will not be smut, though it will deal with sex as a subject, and may even include a plot, characters, and themes.

Thanks for your kind attention,
HM

Comments ( 2 )

may even include a plot, characters, and themes.

So completely uncharted territory for you then?

I look forward to it.

You sold me on sex. I like sex! I wouldn't exist without sex, like, literally.

Anyway, go into that big wide yonder of main feed without fear. I'll gladly witness it, even if the cost of it is for Weird Al to disappear. :twilightsmile:

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