New Swamp

Hey, turns out I still got a couple in me. Who knew?

Wrote a silly story about scissoring friends having girl dinner for a competition or two. And it features Wallflower Blush and Sunset Shimmer because I owed Scampy a favor after she got the charges against me dropped (I was accused of telling children to eat paste).

Competition notwithstanding, it was just nice to put something out there again. It's been a minute since I wrote, and I miss doing that, I really do.

Big shout-outs to my prereaders, Dubs Rewatcher (who's responsible for several quality jokes and general streamlining of my awkward prose) and DannyJ (whose feedback prompted me to redraft the ending and better pay off a joke set up in the previous chapter). Even bigger shout-out to the Toyota Corolla for being the car we all deserve.

Now, come to my home for a succulent paste meal.

Comments

[DannyJ]

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
Put Wallflower on the stairs, Posh.

Posh - 07/03/2021
I put Lorelai the stairs

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
Lorelai doesn't belong on the stairs, she belongs on Wallflower in a witch's labyrinth.
You need to put Wallflower on the stairs, Posh.

Posh - 07/03/2021
I might be able to do that next chapter

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
Good.

Posh - 07/03/2021
Oh, as a heads up
Dubs finished going through the chapter last night
soon as I get a read from you I can port it to fimfic.

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
Cool.
I look forward to you doing so next month.

Posh - 07/03/2021
do it sooner please
My children are starving to death
I told them they could be fed as soon as you finished.

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
This is counter to my interests.
I desire to end your bloodline.

Posh - 07/03/2021
I’m feeding them poisoned berries
they don’t know that though.
They’ll die quicker of poison than starvation.

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
Well that's just irresponsible parenting.

Posh - 07/03/2021
if you read it I’ll give you some sandwiches

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
I do not want your sandwiches.
Your taste is shite, sir.
Begone from my sight.

Posh - 07/03/2021
I’ll give you some jellied eel and smack barm pey wet

DannyJ - 07/03/2021
BEGONE.

[Gay For Gadot]

God bless the Toyota Corolla.