Marshmallow Interview

"Hello, I'm Press Release! Today I have a very special guest, a floating blob of nothing with a big smile, the Marshmallow!"

"Hello, Miss Release, I think you might want to kake a small correction there, the T in The Marshmallow should be capitalized."

"Well, I only said it, so I'm sure-"

"I'm actually quite sure your close-captioning made a mistake. Not trying to be picky, but...it's my name. "

"Hello, I'm Press Release! Today I have a very special guest, a floating blob of nothing with a big smile, the Marshmallow!" "Hello, I'm Press Release! Today I have a very special guest, a floating blob of nothing with a big smile, the Marshmallow!"

"So much better!"

"If you say so, Miss...Mister—"

"The appropriate pronoun is The...capitalized."

"I'm not sure that's a pronoun—"

"I'm expanding the language."

"Alright, The Marshmallow. You tend to keep a low profile, despite your flamboyant personality. Phobia Remedy is getting older and may retire soon. Will you he taking a bigger lead in Dreamwarden affairs when that happens?"

"I don't think so. We just brought in this new guy, the Warren of Solitude, and he seems a much more talk to the politicians guy."

"The Warden of Solitude is more likely to take the lead you say?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Well...forgive me for not seeing it, but solitude seems to be a difficult concept to equate with politics."

"Then I'm sure you'll be surprised at how well he does."

"I will have to take your word for it and find out. The Marshalmallow-"

"You don't have to he so formal, just calling me Marshmallow is fine."

"Okay, Marshmallow, I know you don't like to discuss politics, but what do you think is the most important issue ordinary families in the United States are currently facing?"

"The scourge of skim milk."

"Skim milk?"

"Yes."

"You think skim milk is a hot button issue?"

"It should be."

"Why is skim milk a hot button issue? Is this about dairy farmer rights?"

"Have you ever had skim milk?"

"Yes, it is healthier, and I encourage my foals to have it."

"............."

"Marshmallow?""

"............."

"The Marshmallow?"

"Yes?"

"Maybe we should move on to another question."

"That sounds like a good idea."

"There have been some claims you are hard to relate to. What do you think is the most relatable situation you have been in that most our viewers would understand?"

"Hmmm, let me think. Do you have bed sheets?"

"Um...yes...I have bed sheets. I think most of our viewers do as well.....Is that what you think is most relatable about you?"

"No! I'm going to be more relatable than that!"

"Oh, good."

"Now, when you get bedsheets, have you ever bought them with cartoon prints on them just so you know which corner is which?"

"Gotten cartoon character bedsheets, just so I can tell the corners apart?"

"Yes. Have you done that?"

"I can't say that I have."

"Oh...well...I do. I can never tell which corner of the bedsheet is suppose to go where. It is very annoying. I have to keep taking them off over and over again because I always end up putting the wrong corner in the wrong place. At least , I did, before I started buying bedsheets with cartoon characters on them. Now I don't have that problem anymore."

"What an interesting solution."

"Thanks. I'm proud of that one."

"Do you have sny other creative solutions for other problems? Problems that might be a little bigger and more pressing to our viewers?"

"More pressing than bedsheets?"

"More pressing than bedsheets."

"Hmm, that's a tough one. I know! Have you ever had problems getting all the lint out of your dryer's lint capture?"

"........"

"You aren't answering."

"I'm sorry, but I think we might need to bring this interview to a close. Do you have any small creative idea to give us before we dismiss?"

"Hmmm...well, I have something minor, but you might need a piece of paper and something to write with."

"Fine, I have a notepad and pen right here."

"I'm going to whisper something to you and you need to write it down."

"You can't say it out loud?"

"I may need to spell some things out for you and I don't want your audience hearing me correct you. That would be rude."

"Alright, whenever you are ready."

~indistinct whispering~

~indistinct whispering continues~

~indistinct whispering continues~

"The Marshmallow, what is-"

"Just keep writing, almost done!"

"Fine, continue."

~indistinct whispering~

"All done!"

"What is all this? It seems like you had me write dome chemical formula? Let me guess, a special laundry detergent?"

"Oh, no, nothing like that. You said to give you something small. I just gave you the cure for cancer."

"WHAT?!"

"That's all folks!"

".......The Marshmallow has just vanished. Is this really— You know what? I'm just giving it to a doctor and letting them figure it out. Thanks for tuning in everyone. I may not be here next time, as I believe I have earned an extended vacation."

Comments

[Tardy]

Makes sense yeah. And I'm choosing to believe that it really is hahaha

[AvoidingFever17]

Damn
She is really amazing