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Mr Absorption


To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

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  • Monday
    Dream Journal for April 15th, 2024

    I dreamt that I could shoot people with finger guns and vaporize them. There wasn't some kind of beam shooting from my fingers, it was more like Power Word: Explode. Except with somatic components in the form of the finger guns. I used it in public, in downtown, and often, obliterating all those who got in my way.

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  • 2 weeks
    Dream Journal for March 31st, 2024

    I was in college, rooming with some incredibly adorably goth girl, and in time had sex with her. After that, the third act of the dream mutated into a strange action scene about fighting a catholic cult running the school. The girl turned into a werewolf and fought alongside me. Very strange turn of events, indeed.

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  • 18 weeks
    December 12th 2023 Dream Journal

    Finally had a sex dream about my sexiest coworker, but alas one of the bus boys busted in on us, cut it short.

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  • 30 weeks
    Dream Journal of September 19th

    I was playing some kind of horrifying Doom-esque first person game, but with no guns or shooting. I was just a guy opening and closing doors in a vast industrial facility, not unlike SCP. The only enemy was a walking skeleton that didn't even look scary, but had many eldritch powers to make its horror more lovecraftian. It could kill me in one touch, but looking at it also killed me by making me

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  • 30 weeks
    September 14th's Dream Journal

    Guess who I had a sex dream about last night. That's a good guess! But, it was actually Spidergwen. We were in a field, didn't even have a picnic quilt to fuck on.

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May
11th
2023

Dream Journal for May the Eighth · 4:51pm May 11th, 2023

I had a disgusting nightmare about John Carpenter's 'The Thing' but in a college dorm, instead of an antartic research base. RDJ was there. There was a lot of nudity, like a slasher movie, but it was decidedly unsexy. They were doing the blood sample scene, but without any lab, they just put a naked person in a bathtub and dripped hot wax on them. A dude with greasy hair and a hastily wrapped stump of a leg kept vomiting from the pain, then eating his vomit off himself while weeping about how hungry he is. His burns looked more like they came from something electric as they writhed and pulsated, then exploded into bloody tentacles. Then I awoke, disturbed to say the least.

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