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Alondro


Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

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  • 9 weeks
    The last research paper I worked on has published at last.

    The process is REALLY slow. I finished all my work on this 3 years ago.

    https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2316969121

    This one uses a lot of my histology and in-situ hybridization with RNAscope results.

    But no more science for me. Now I build houses and driveways... and rip them apart too! It's a sort of yin-yang thing I've got going here.

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  • 15 weeks
    A comedic scene from a new Clouseua story I'm fiddling with...

    I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

    Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"

    Guy in room, "The bullet?"

    Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"

    Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"

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  • 32 weeks
    THE PIRATE KING BREAKS THE NETFLIX ANIME ADAPTATION CURSE!!!

    Only the Pirate King could do it...

    It's as good as possible. You cannot do such a goofy anime any better than this, and it's GREAT! I friggin LOVED it.

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  • 34 weeks
    Last call for Bronycon items up on Ebay!

    I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items Sept 1st to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP!

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  • 39 weeks
    Last Bronycon items up on Ebay!

    I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items at the end of the summer to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP! Around Sept 1 is when the MLP items are

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Mar
13th
2023

The comic's explanation of G5.... · 2:31am Mar 13th, 2023

... manages to make Discord even more of a villain than the Season 9 finale, utterly makes Twilight WORST PRINCESS OF ALL TIME, and completely breaks all world-building. The ponies become racist AGAIN, this time from just some random rude unicorn who basically bumps into somebody. It was stupid when it happened with Chrysalis, but THIS time it's even STUPIDER!!

And STILL no mention of where the dragons, griffons, changelings, minotaurs, hippogriffs, yaks, Diamond Dogs, cats and absolutely everything else went.

My god, you can't even FATHOM how awful the storytelling is.

And they just rip off fanart of 'old' Discord's design. I have some pics saved of fanart from 7 years ago that looks IDENTICAL to that design, right down to the broken off horn.

Oh, and despite everything he's done, Discord gets instantly forgiven AGAIN.

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To be fair, it's possible they just straight-up hired that fanartist. (It's worth repeating that G4 started out as fanfiction Lauren Faust suggested because Hasbro wouldn't let her do the show she actually wanted to make)

Yeah, I saw that comic as well and that's when I gave up on G5. They just let the stupid stick fly everywhere. I'm not asking for Oscar-winning writing, just consistent, properly thought out writing.

5717966 It's not hard to write at least a consistent story when you're THINKING about what you're writing.

But, most of these people make all their decision based upon emotion alone, and therefore logic becomes impossible

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Well, let's face it: once Faust left any idea of a cohesive narrative went out the window. Having a different person in charge of every episode (or at least the writing) means that lessons learned by characters in previous episodes have to be learned all over again (looks at Fluttershy). Only reason I kept watching after season 5 was just to see how long things would go.

5717985 Season 7 had some of the worst written episodes, but also gave us several episodes which showed how easy it was to develop the world and characters with just a little analysis.

"Perfect Pear" did so well wrapping up the story behind AJ's parents, developing the entire family history. It was the most purely dramatic story in the entire show, and deserved its highest rating of the entire show.

"Discordant Harmony" finally developed exactly what Discord really is: an aspect entity, a true avatar of chaos who cannot exist without his attribute. This set a foundation which COULD have led to some very interesting things in the final seasons, where Discord is increasingly forced to side with orderly forces to protect his friends, at great risk to himself. But no one was clever enough to do anything with that.

"A Health of Information" gave us a truly horrifying magical parasite, which was CLEARLY shown to have wiped out entire villages of ponies! But it was kept just subtle enough to slip past little kids who might not be able to take the weight of how terrible a thing it was. AND it also incorporated the story of one of the Pillars naturally into the narrative.

Oh, but there was also "Secrets and Pies", which revealed that Dash hates all pies... and so, you see, I HAD to whack her over the head and throw her to the Quarry Eels! I mean, seriously! What sort of MONSTER hates PIE?!!! She had to die. :pinkiecrazy:

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True, there are SOME gems, like Gauntlet of Fire, but overall I just feel later seasons were very much lacking.

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It's also Pi Day, so go have some pie

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