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Mr Absorption

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

Mr Absorption Joined 8th Dec, 2013 · Offline

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  • Monday
    Dream Journal for April 22nd 2024

    I dreamt I was a raving madman, running through the streets, yelling at people akin to Rick Moranis possessed in Ghostbusters.

    "All slaves will go free!" And so on.

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  • Sunday
    Dream Journal for April the 21st 2024

    Had myself a nightmare about my hands falling apart like rotten wood.

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  • 6 days
    Dream Journal for April 18th. 2024

    I dreamt I met Dracula, of Dracula Flow fame.

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  • 1 week
    Dream Journal for April 15th, 2024

    I dreamt that I could shoot people with finger guns and vaporize them. There wasn't some kind of beam shooting from my fingers, it was more like Power Word: Explode. Except with somatic components in the form of the finger guns. I used it in public, in downtown, and often, obliterating all those who got in my way.

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  • 3 weeks
    Dream Journal for March 31st, 2024

    I was in college, rooming with some incredibly adorably goth girl, and in time had sex with her. After that, the third act of the dream mutated into a strange action scene about fighting a catholic cult running the school. The girl turned into a werewolf and fought alongside me. Very strange turn of events, indeed.

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Jan 12th 2023 · 4:34pm Jan 12th, 2023

I was looking at porn at my computer at work. The weird thing is, I don't have a computer at work.

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