Secret Canter 🎄 Episode 40 | Secret Santa & Big Presents! | My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale MLP G5 (my commentary)

Wait, Sparky flies? It took Spike years before he even got wings, yet alone learn to fly.
Okay, the electricity goes out, but why are then the Christmas lights still on?
Why are they running from the Santa Hooves?
Izzy reveals a secret, failing at secrets.
When Unicorns lost their magic they resorted to Satanism.
Why does Pipp have an Elf hat? Also, are there Elves in Equestria?
Izzy employs quantum physics principles, allowing different ponies from parallel universes to make a choice at the same time. The Elf hat is in the superposition state.
What if somepony picked her own name? Would said pony have to please herself?
The ponies wanted to party, but Izzy stole Christmas.
When in doubt, use duct tape.
Given how everypony is employing glitter it seems that everypony picked Izzy. She's going to get lots of presents and everypony else will get none.
Everypony is surprised that they managed to wrap their gifts. Not sure how they managed to circumvent the lack of opposable thumbs.
Turns out that the gifts weren't all for Izzy which means that everypony has a glitter fetish.
Hoofever. New word adopted.
Magnifying glass from candy wrappers would only work if it was filled with a liquid and the surface wasn't flat. Oh, the creators of the show actually know basic physics.
Everypony knows how fat Sunny is, and she knows it herself. Thus, a cake-flavored cookie.
Izzy forgot to kill the cake before presenting it. With its last fart, its existence deflated.
The lack of opposable thumbs makes itself known.
Everypony is happy because they can finally throw useless presents into the trash.
How is Izzy a master craftsmare? She couldn't even cook a cookie.
I'd love to help you from falling off a cliff. But I'm not going to offer you my hoof, instead, I'll give you my best wishes. You know, because it's the thought that counts.
Sparky shows everypony the importance of opposable thumbs. And dragon fire, I guess.
Izzy reveals her secret, ruining Christmas.

And because Hasbro keeps doing this, so shall I. Here are some random comments that don't belong here:

Artists are already extinct, they just don't know it yet. Their resistance is futile. Their skills are replaceable by AI.

This is the greatest news of all time. The most important invention of humankind.

This changes everything. With this technology, we don't even need the Sun anymore. We can live and thrive in any spot in space.

With infinite energy, there aren't any limits anymore. The Universe is in the palm of our hand.

And the working reactor is quite simple. All they did is fire a bunch of lasers on frozen hydrogen and received back 50% more energy than they invested in just a billionth of a second.

I don't think people understand what this means. History will write down only two eras. Pre-free energy world and limitless-energy world.

Usually, I don't write blogs like this, but this is the most important event in the history of time, and I was alive to witness it. If there was or will ever be a reason for a blog, this is it.

We've had our differences, humanity, but today I am very proud of you.

What's the big deal, they're just 3 years apart.