Another Round of Christmas Fails! · 6:29am Dec 13th, 2022

I don't do much of these, but I think these are fun to look at, and it's fun to laugh at the sheer absurdity and ridiculousness of these kind of fails. So now let's take a look at Christmas fails again!

Ooooh boy... on one hand, compared to some of the other fails I've seen, this isn't too bad, but when you look at it again, this, this is just bad. That's a lovely image. Kids going down a slide... comin' outta Santa's... yeah.

See, this is why I haven't even gotten my Christmas tree up yet.

As a proud mama of a new kitten... my baby's a little rambunctious. I know if I set up my tree in the living room, it'll just wanna jump all over it and my parents have sent me enough fails with cats jumping on things to make me reconsider. If any of you have recently gotten a kitten and it likes to jump; seriously consider where you place your Christmas tree, because if it jumps and it sends breakable ornaments everywhere... ooof

Pfffft.

Yeah, if you're gonna swing a bag over your shoulder, maybe check where you stand so this doesn't happen. That's a lot of broken glass about to shatter on the floor you're gonna have to be careful of now.

Asstm-Chri, so that's the holiday, I got it all wrong. It's Asstm-Chri.

Seriously though, who was the genius designer who came up with this? I'm all expanding on cool ideas for signs, but maybe double-check with everyone before you start setting this up. Really think abot this; someone, looked at the original design, thinking this was gonna work, and then someone had to build it, and then when it was done, they were like 'yeah, that's good, come on, let's go home for the day'.

Now hold on a goddamn minute.

No one told me that we were going to have breakfast with him, I'm not ready for that! But on one hand... maybe this could be interesting. Assuming the devil isn't going to take your soul, and just wants to have one breakfast, you could have an interesting conversation with him, you could ask him stuff like how he works, learn what it's like in the underworld..

... or just be sane and don't accept an invitation to have breakfast with the devil. Just like with deals, you don't do 'em.

Is this a new tradition that I don't know about?

Didn't know that was something you were supposed to do now, okay.

I'll end it off there for the night. I know I haven't been active in a while, but I promise I'll get myself back in gear. I need to get myself back to reviewing again, and I still intend to make the Christmas fluff n steamy stuff for the month. Hope ya'll are having a good evening and I'll see ya in the morning.