Day 7: Even more stuff!

I love me some horsewizardart!

Here's even more sporadic writing that's not Jinglemas related?

The far more famous and relevant scale to most day-to-day disasters is the Ditzy Index. Contrary to what its name may lead one to believe, the scale didn’t measure clumsiness or tendency to run into things, but the likelihood of any individual Ponyvillian being the ‘protagonist’. At the top of the index was Twilight Sparkle, universally regarded as the center at which the universe resolved around, and below her her friends and companions. Below that were more notable citizens of Ponyville, such as the eponymous mailmare and the Cutie Mark Crusader Property Destroyers. At the bottom of the Index, and very purposefully so, was Bon-Bon.