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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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Nov
29th
2022

"I give you the Waifu. The Waifu is good." · 4:29am Nov 29th, 2022

"ALL HAIL FAUST! THE WAIFU IS GOOD! ALL HAIL FAUST!"

[Sean Connery in red Depends and suspenders]

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Comments ( 11 )

I am now imagining post-apocalyptic Equestria with a giant floating head of Discord dispending dubious orders and guns.

[Sean Connery in red Depends and suspenders]

I understood that reference.

But what's evil?

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THE PEN IS. EVIL, I MEAN.

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I should’ve known.

Upstream reported? Somebody's fetish.

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"I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination..."

"THE TEACUP IS GOOD! THE WHEEL IS EVIL! ALL HAIL TRIXIE! ALL HAIL TRIXIE!"

P.S.:

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