The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
Don't the sky look funny?
Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
Don't you feel like runnin'
Don't you feel like runnin'
From the Dawn's early light?
With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly
feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus
This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.
On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...
It's like regular foam, but when you compress it, it stays compressed. It doesn't spring back like...
...like foam is supposed to do.
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MEMORY FOAM!
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Uh, what? I had a job?
When I first got my memory foam mattress, I tended toward the left side because that's where my phone charger, books etc are.
And now there I must forever lie. I am, and always shall be, a left sleeper.
Note: As regular FoME, I have to ask that people not sleep on me.
Its job is memory, not foam. Foam is what it is. Memory is what it does.
Unrelated, but 'foam' describes my personal memory very accurately, As in ephemeral and full of holes.
No, no, no. Memory foam's job is to help you lose weight while you sleep, by heating up to 140 degrees Fahrenheit and making you sweat like a pig in a sauna.