Dear Princess 1 of 2.5,
Today I learned that music theory is not the same as actual music. Even more so, I learned I have no musical talent whatsoever.* From now on, I’ll be leaving that to those with the appropriate ass tattoos.
Your former rapper,
T-Wank (feat. Deese Nuhtz)* Not entirely true. I heard her burp the alphabet once.
Love, Anon